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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Pillow Thread

    Perhaps the creepiest post in the history of this board.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It could be that her new husband is desperate for you to come and take her off his hands altogether. Maybe.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Does your husband cook, too?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I just died a little bit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You like the texture of Gravy's underpants? Dude.
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    Red Pill Thread 2.0: Neckbeard Revenge

    If by pathetic, you mean stupid, yup.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Things look grim.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Middle-class people won't eat there--it's poor people's food. And the poor are being priced out. The niche in-between is getting smaller. They just fired their CEO. McDonald??Ts Profit Drops 30% as U.S. Sales Slump - Bloomberg Business
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    The Fast Food Thread

    McClit?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'd rather eat Gravy's underpants than eat quinoa. I hate that texture.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Hey NoodleMOD, can you change his profile picture to this:
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    The Fast Food Thread

    But, other than that, he'll be okay, right?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    McCheese food philosophy: All things in excess. Recover from overdosing on crap by overdosing on celery? Awesome! Also, this is related to this thread:
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    My new Dating Pool

    Had not even considered that. Outstanding.
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    That is just awesome. I love professors like that.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, once you hit 30, it's a fucking hotdog in a hallway. Every time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You may need more help than McCheese.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    After eating that much crap like that, I'd check my blood pressure. If it's really jacked, it can make you feel very strange. Sweats, pounding head, dizziness. Go to a pharmacy or some such shit that has a place to check it free. Seriously.
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    My new Dating Pool

    That must involve whipped cream, right?
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    First World Problems

    Sarah Palin.
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    The Rerolled Tits thread

    His wife won't let him take pictures. Only whores do that.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Recipe, or I will pillage your wife's pantie drawer.
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    Parent Thread

    She's going to poop an apple tree. Be sure to plant it in her own manure. It will grow best that way, and will produce sweet, sweet fruit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I weep for you. Winter is the best.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My kids gave me ingredients to make something tonight, so we ended up with shredded potatoes as pancakes with brussel sprouts, onion, and garlic with an egg binder deep fried, and a beef gravy over top with some sprinkled cheese. Roughly poutine. Loving it. Almost ready to eat.
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    Weather

    Which trimester are you in? Second trimester was horny trimester for us. Enjoy the snowy sexy time.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You should try this. No kidding, it's excellent. I think I've posted it here before, but take it again.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    And BluRay stops working at 2 inches of snow. It is known.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Keep them cum free. I like how you're thinking ahead by preventing the whores from getting cum on your back seat. By the way, did you ever wash it off the exterior of your car when whatshername spit it out the window?
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    Weather

    It was fairly cold here today, about 14 degrees f. We have about 4 inches of snow on the ground that fell a month ago. I laid on the snow nude to sunbathe.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have said before my hospitality was good...Maybe too good?
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    Weather

    McCheese confirmed Cliff Clavin.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You're welcome here, but you'll have to turn your head and cough at least once on your visit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I prefer the early wears, and the chaffing. But that's just me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Raw denim. That's a nice touch.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell me, is the scarf the only thing I'd be wearing at that point?