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If you were asked, would you say "non functioning air bags and a warped frame," or would you find a better way to phrase it? My father worked as a used car sales man for almost 40 years. He would have found you and kicked your ass if you did what you're saying. You are the reason used car...

My wife makes "pizzas" sometimes with English Muffins. The kids think this is the best thing ever. I make amazing, from scratch pizza dough, and they're like, "meh, this is alright." she breaks out the English Muffins for pizza for lunch, and they think she's the greatest chef on the planet...

Preferably with your wife naked on the hood. But whatever.

That is correct. Sell the car as is. When they ask you if there is anything wrong with it, and you say no, that's where the trouble starts.

No, it doesn't. If there are significant things wrong, like non-functioning air bags and warped frame, and you don't disclose this when selling a car, it could result in legal action against you. And you'd lose. Think how sweet it would be if you sold the car, they had an accident, and died...

Haha. You should get one of these:

Would you disclose the accidents, the repairs, the bullshit previous owners, and all that? Or would you be "that" kind of private car seller, and say "Nah, it's great!" to the buyers? I couldn't, in good conscience, ask what he paid for this car. Necessary disclosure, and all that. He'll...

Thanks! That sounds just like something I'd make, so excellent. Here's another challenge. I took possession of three pounds of fresh (never frozen) boneless chicken thighs this afternoon. I have about 20 people coming over tomorrow to watch football. I'd like to prepare chicken...

What the hell are you doing to the place? I've rented many times in the past, and every time when the landlord did a final walk through with me, they gave me my deposit back on the spot. I tend to do small repairs and such in any place in which I'm living, because I don't want to wait for...

I want to know what's going on with the original thing in this thread. Any progress?

Thanks, that looks good. What do I serve it with? Sorry, I'm a complete novice with tomatillos. See above. I've had a tomatillo type chutney a few times, seemed tomato-like to me with subtle differences. Honestly, I planted it because I told my 5 year old he could pick one vegetable plant...

I rather like "giant wooden spatula thing they use at pizza joints," actually. I'm pretty sure I could market that. Also, I have about 30 tomatillos about ready to harvest. I planted the thing on a whim...what the hell am I going to do with all the tomatillos?

Well, this thread has taken an.... interesting? turn!

Do you want to grill, or use a pan? Try this. It works well.

Tonight I sauteed potatoes from my garden until they started getting crispy, added diced onion from my garden along with garlic from my garden, when it was done, topped it with coarsely chopped tomatoes and basil from the garden. Served it with lettuce, chives, tomatoes, and cucumbers from the...

Big, open sore: ow. Poor girl! Hope she's feeling better. Huge, beautiful eyes and even a grin while being hurt? What a cutie. Hope you spoiled her rotten with ice cream and such.

I don't like watching people turn left for a few hours. So, no. I don't like watching a boring game where the most exciting thing that happens is the catcher adjusting his jock. So, no. Also, if you're going to insult people, you might consider using whole words, and not replacing you with...

I bet the, uh... "bitches" love you.

Dang, that works so much better than the lemon juice I have been using. Now I feel silly.

I think really strict bedtimes during summer months are silly. Some people need routine to function well, though. And my son didn't get off the get up at 6:30 AM routine all summer long. So, we didn't let him stay up very late all summer, simply because we knew he'd be up early. However, up...

That's...something. My five year old toys with his junk sometimes, but it's certainly not masturbating. Is it really common for kids so young to start that? I'm not trying to be a dick, or call anything you're doing as a parent into question. I've just really never heard of this.

I heard typing in all capital letters gets your point across more clearly, so you should seriously consider doing that.

Some say omelet, some say frittata. I say screw it. It's eggs.