You're totally right, the layout has probably been designed by a 4yo retarded kid ...
But he screwed up anyway, it's his job, he should have read it twice before saying anything.
This is fake, just read the dsiclaimer at the bottom :
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IMHO posting 5 times is less difficult than living in a bubble ...
Every one who played to bubble bobble knows that you can't even touch a bubble without blowing it, so living inside ... !
And sorry for my poor english, I'm doing my best (or less some will say).