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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    nudevista is the best meta porn tube I've found yet. Try it now!
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Black guy is going to turn out to be gay, calling it.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So my brother is going through schizophrenia (holy shit I spelled that right). He hears voices and is convinced they are real. I have no idea what to do. If he was a danger then we'd commit him. It's just so fucking sad
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Dude I'm having conscious black outs...not good. :/
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    can I titty fuck you?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_FIFHns68
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    HYPOTHETICALLY.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So hypothetical situation....... Say a member of your family has gone completely insane. His delusions are based in reality. As with all delusions, there is nothing you can do to help him. He's been living in shelters and talking with the authorities lately. The focus of his paranoia might do...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'm back. Bottle of vodka down. Tired of bending my woman over the kitchen counter and giving her multiple orgasms.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I will wear you out of shear pigheadedness and 32 years of fucked up shit that I'll give you back in spite. Shut. Your. Mouth.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Try it cunt! :|
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Update. Stopped drinking, found a wonderful girl. Getting laid and fattened up with good food.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    date for 50 shades next week. I'm at least going to hard hard off this. If she's real and does show. Don;t usually like movies for a first date since you can't talk. She seems open to starting something physical though. I'm evil and could could most likely do very, very bad things to her. Once...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    4 count in, through the nose, 8 count out through the mouth, tongue to the roof of the mouth. I've been around. This new chick on the dating site seems infatuated with me So much so that I wonder if she's not really real I've always wanted a clingy bitch I guess if it was fake, she'd pose...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You hear the sirens, look out the window like any normal person, then the walk up your fucking driveway and go into the garage. I'll crawl in with you.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDTW3vZ-R_4
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I consider it, also a lobotomy. Ty taskmaster.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Running out of booze, pass out time soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlBTPITo1I
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE My jam.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You can label my attitude as edgy, but I ain't 16 years old. If i could spit enough vileness and venom that it sinks into the earths core, degrades, defiles and (metzen) corrupts. I'd be glad to share the impeding dread with everyone. hate is a strong word and I think that Wakandan been juicin'...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Giving them something they feel is safe or boring, then hitting them with the punch line.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Rabid dog slick with shit down in the mud Put me down to the to the fault to for the need to feel relief Put me down Silence Drownin' out Baying howls He's gone without! Original 5 mins, quite the poet. I remember on national coming out day, going to a poetry reading. I...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Still one of the best ever....unplugged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5d6l0wqqDc
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    i can actually sing this one pretty damn well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsQXaMqcpo
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H833o5lnB2E
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Miss ya bro, know you'd get the joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    BAN ME, fuckin' please Wakandan!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    When I was in the hospital the nurse was too young and related my suicidal tendencies with making my loved ones want to miss me. It's the adverse, I don't want the hurt. I just want it to stop. No more worrying about anything. This may strike a chord in someone, I'm stuck in my head. I don't...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I wish I could say I didn't care about what people think of me. It's instinctual to want to say that. I care way too much though. I'd be alone if all my immediate succeed in attempts, plus drunken stupidity, lol that's unavoidable.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Please ban me, I'M sick of me! Give me no outlet. Tie me of and let me wither away.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Get me drunk enough and I will castrate a motherfucker if they hate on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s I nearly mutilated someone while drunk. lucky for us both I can't fight. Got my ass beat and did more damage to myself than he did to me. My whole right arm was swollen...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDs2Bkq6UU4
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Still waiting for the ban verdict, if not....I might run rampant.....in this thread at least. Dumbass playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0iqg2UanEc
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    To be honest, I'm annoying cunt. Plus when they smell blood, bleach don't cover that shit enough.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Morning! met a nice woman via dating sites that wants to here my BS. Let's see how long till I send her running for the hills.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    hear motherfucker....hear!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think I will continue to post her, so long as you know that if I post, I'm likely wasted, have a thin skin and a like to make a victim of myself. Be back when I get drunk again.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    http://youtu.be/GqyposaQWnI my bad, interstate is still a great song