2021 AssHat Voting Round 3

Izo said:

Pretty sure LLR made precedent in round 2. Why didn't you object back then?

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Are you sure? Did you verify his vote counts?

Lightning Lord Rule said:

Umm, have you read any of Xeq's posts? Dear god, man.

EDIT: And what the fuck is wrong with all you shower-lacking bolshevik fudgepackers not giving commentary in your votes??? This isn't the early rounds anymore, there's no excuse to not provide some commentary.

FFS

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Here's your commentary...

Tarisk vs. Muurloen - No question here. His weak attempts to attack the gold club are transparent. He is acting like he wants this title in hopes that we won't vote for him. But as ususal, the goldmembers are a step ahead.

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk - I maintain my opinion that mental illness does not equal asshattery.

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - White knighting is not asshattery any more than mental illness is.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - Booze is just a no filter common sense glowie. He's got nothing on a someone who brags about bestiality.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM - It would validate mudcrush to win. He does not deserve it.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion - I was prepared to vote for sanrith until I today when aldarion defended the woman punching the stewardess. I guess last minute campaigning does work.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - I don't read politics because it's not an election year. As far as I'm concerned xeq the geek is only an asshat every 4 years. Plus, I truly believe that out of all the contestants, bubbles is the most likely to freak out over winning. VOTE BUBBLES FOR MAXIMUM LULZ!

Daezuel vs. Foler - Daez is easy going and no one knows of his work. I suppose it'll be like amod elections where he'll get in 5 years in a row and finally get some traction. This isn't his year.

Tarisk vs. Muurloen - not much idea here, picked randomly

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk - much as it would be amusing for dirk to win...come on man!

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - fight the power! also, Gavin is way funnier than most people realize

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - all I know is he has his abs in his avatar, and he fucks dogs or something...good enough for this low information voter!

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM - I know he wants it, but I don't know enough about Brutul to NOT vote for Mudbutt.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion - almost didn't vote for him because I know he really wants it, but all those fucking "Gold Accords" posts are annoying as fuck

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - toughest choice of this round, but Bubbles only has one trolling vector; Xeq has many, and the whole past winner momentum thing

Daezuel vs. Foler - I like Foler, but the most recent Gold Accords bullshit has triggered me. Also, no idea what Daezuel might have done to get here, must not read where he posts much.

Tarisk vs. Muurloen - No contest who is the more determined troll here.

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk- LD might be a lefty, but he is not completely batshit and he does not ruin entire threads. Steve for the win.

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule- Meh, Gavin because he will white knight LLR if LLR gets it.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube- Nothing Booze has ever posted will measure up to snorting coke of a dick to impress some whores.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM- Two flavors of lefty, but BTM contributes and engages. No contest.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion- The Gold war is the gayest fucking LARP on this board since Tyen was still allowed to post.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - The hat trick is comming and like Void said, Bubbles has a narrow lane while Xeq makes literally everything worse.

Daezuel vs. Foler - No contest.

Tarisk vs. Muurloen

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion

Bubbles vs. Xequecal

Daezuel vs. Foler

I don't have time to make this many memes!

Outside of his politics, LD is good peeps. Besides, our boy Adolf was also a fascist, so if LD likes Hitler, he can't be all bad. amirite?