2021 AssHat Voting Round 3

Chukzombi

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen he's a goddamned pussy

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk Vannessa is nice enough, but needs to stop bailing when he starts getting dunked on

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule for making me leave comments on people we all know why they should be voted on.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube for being an obnoxious jerk when you dont need to be.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM its your year, faggot

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion for playing this gold club game.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal commie faggot and catnip for our posters who should know better

Daezuel vs. Foler for playing the gold club game that means nothing
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen – I was leaning toward Muurloen but then his last minute antics for votes almost made me choose Tarisk. But I have zero idea who the fuck Tarisk is so…

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk – Who did Vanny blow to get such easy seed (pun intended)?

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule – Gavin just doesn’t measure up in this round.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube – I was really thinking Booze would make a run this year but he ran into the dogsucker too early.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM – Picking Butul (sic) as a strategic play. I will crush him in the next round. MudFairy has a following of soyboys who cry about negs and could be dangerous.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion – I don’t get the Aldarion love. I think most of his votes are really “anyone but Sanrith Claus” votes. I am the LePen of FOH.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal – I think the Bubbles hate is way overblown. Xeq is a final four contender without trying.

Daezuel vs. Foler – Folger has been given Alkorin and now Daezuel. This is Folger we are talking about, he doesn’t need fake seeding to go along with his fake Ferrari and fake swatches. This contest is one of the few things in life he can legitimately win on his own.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - demanding explanations is pretty fascist
Point of order, sir, I didn't demand explanations, just SOMETHING. Blazin put (lol) on his vote, and that's enough.
Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule for making me leave comments on people we all know why they should be voted on.
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Dandai

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen; have you seen the avatar?

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk; tough choice, but I feel like big dirk is secretly angling to win the top prize

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule; because he commied my last vote

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube; diesel legs have no brakes

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM; I wouldn’t piss on this mofo if he were on fire

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion; obviously

Bubbles vs. Xequecal; insufferable cunt

Daezuel vs. Foler; asshats are probably folders kink and I don’t want to be an enabler
 
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Muurloen

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen

Vanessa
vs. lurkingdirk - terrible brackets and suspicious vote counting practices

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM - fuck ogres

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion

Bubbles vs. Xequecal

Daezuel
vs. Foler
 
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Tarisk vs. Muurloen- I don't know who Tarisk even is. I don't know Muurloen past he knocked me out I guess.

Vanessa
vs. lurkingdirk - This is a very easy choice.

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - I don't have anything against either. Abstaining.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - Another clearly easy choice.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM- Mudcrush is just trash and probably not worthy of this prize, but I guess I'm picking him.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion - Sanrith poops up the elite forums too much.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - Both supremely awful. I don't go to screenshots very often, so xeq annoys me more.

Daezuel vs. Foler - I don't really get bothered by either. Abstaining again.
 
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rhinohelix

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen- Filler Vote, sorry T.

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk- Filler vote; Vanessa bothers some people but not me.

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule- Come on; We always have these dumb brackets; None of the above but since I have to, G-Money.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube- Sorry we disagree about Dune, BC.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM- The easiest Ctrl-U this week.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion- These wasted brackets makes me want to change my vote, Lurk. EDIT: Indulging Folgers Gold Forum RP thing sucks but I guess I don't have to read it.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal- Super easy, Barely a problem.

Daezuel vs. Foler- Trust the Plan(tm)
 
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BrutulTM

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen - Still don't know who Tarisk is, Muurloen still sucks in the football thread

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk - Based this one on penis size

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - The guy is an asshat, what can I say?

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - Hell of a match here. Voting for Boozie because I know he loves my attention.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM - I know some people think he wants to win but I have to maintain my integrity and this Butul guy seems okay

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion - He wears the hat of ass

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - Can't deny it.

Daezuel vs. Foler - Another vote for an attention whore because it's just the truth.
 
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stupidmonkey

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen - dgaf

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk - one shits up every thread they enter and the other creates shit threads once a year

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - didn't take me up on the platinum tier

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - booze is my spirit animal and well we know what Ossoi does with animals

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. BrewtalTM - harrow this bitch

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion - gold threads were top tier dumb shit

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - xeq can't help himself

Daezuel vs. Foler - give me a pista and I won't vote you in next round
 
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Tarisk

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen- Filler Vote, sorry T.

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk- Filler vote; Vanessa bothers some people but not me.

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule- Come on; We always have these dumb brackets; None of the above but since I have to, G-Money.

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube- Sorry we disagree about Dune, BC.

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM- The easiest Ctrl-U this week.

Sanrith Descartes vs. Aldarion- These wasted brackets makes me want to change my vote, Lurk. EDIT: Indulging Folgers Gold Forum RP thing sucks but I guess I don't have to read it.

Bubbles vs. Xequecal- Super easy, Barely a problem.

Daezuel vs. Foler- Trust the Plan(tm)

Why are you sorry? I wanna win this shit, and have been accurately called out on it, but I feel there's zero chance I'm making it past Manessa.
 
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Why are you sorry? I wanna win this shit, and have been accurately called out on it, but I feel there's zero chance I'm making it past Manessa.
Zero chance of that.
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Has it in the bag this year, even tho he deserves nothing.
 
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Slaanesh69

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Man, this is like one of those horrible College Basketball brackets where your two top picks SHOULD have met in the opening rounds except for a massive upset. Bubbles had to have beaten RobXIII only because of a lack of broad exposure to Rob's shit. Bubbles may have a degenerate amount of stored images, but he belongs, dammit!

Anyway can we cut the foreplay and just put Xeq and Lend in the Championship and everyone vote? I am a selfish lover and just want to get to the penetration already.

Edit - The Eastern Conference is a powerhouse, but there can be only one. And Xeq has been rated number 1 for a LONG time.
 
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Gavinmad

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Man, this is like one of those horrible College Basketball brackets where your two top picks SHOULD have met in the opening rounds except for a massive upset. Bubbles had to have beaten RobXIII only because of a lack of broad exposure to Rob's shit. Bubbles may have a degenerate amount of stored images, but he belongs, dammit!

Anyway can we cut the foreplay and just put Xeq and Lend in the Championship and everyone vote? I am a selfish lover and just want to get to the penetration already.
Lend is already out and was never going to make it past Vanessa anyway.
 
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Slaanesh69

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Lend is already out and was never going to make it past Vanessa anyway.
Goddammit, I missed that. Ossoi was an upset over Lend as bad as Bubbles and RobXIII. Are we using Dominion voting machines this year?

Western Conference is weak. The B team is gonna skate into the finals. Or the D team I suppose.
 
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Chukzombi

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Goddammit, I missed that. Ossoi was an upset over Lend as bad as Bubbles and RobXIII. Are we using Dominion voting machines this year?

Western Conference is weak. The B team is gonna skate into the finals. Or the D team I suppose.
i dont even have that much exposure to Ossoi to say he's asshat of the year material. but he really campaigned hard in round two and IMO hes got a good shot of making it to the finals.
 
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BoozeCube

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Tarisk vs. Muurloen - Coward who is afraid to post

Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk - Election fraud vs Gender fraud

Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule - A boring tryhard

Ossoi vs. BoozeCube - Dude is a pederast

Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. ButulTM - Wants to 50 shades of gray children.

Sanrith Descartes
vs. Aldarion - Modern Day Academia has nothing on Folder Jr. Zero Chill Light

Bubbles vs. Xequecal - The Michael Jordan of American Hating Faggot Commie Pedophiles. This dude sets the gold standard for all other asshats to follow.

Daezuel vs. Foler - For ragequitting the board after Sanrith Descartes Sanrith Descartes beat him in the war of the faggots.
 
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Slaanesh69

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i dont even have that much exposure to Ossoi to say he's asshat of the year material. but he really campaigned hard in round two and IMO hes got a good shot of making it to the finals.
Shit, I was thinking Oblio and wondering what the fuck was going on. Yeah, Ossoi is a MUCH stronger contender and puts the Western Conference back in the power rankings. Way higher ranking than Vanessa.

My bad, I forget most of the high draft picks because they've been on ignore for a while.
 
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Chukzombi

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Shit, I was thinking Oblio and wondering what the fuck was going on. Yeah, Ossoi is a MUCH stronger contender and puts the Western Conference back in the power rankings. Way higher ranking than Vanessa.

My bad, I forget most of the high draft picks because they've been on ignore for a while.
Oblio hasnt taken all the red pills yet like most of us already have. he's still catching up. no idea what happened to Ossoi, he used to be a moderate poster, then he got into this weirdo kink shit or he always was a weirdo and just came out in recent years. but its turned him into a major asshole. he's got potential now to go the distance.
 
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