2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

yerm

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Nope and not going to.

Please let me retire from breaking Internet tough guys in peace. I've done enough and need to focus on myself.
No. You have to stay alert until pantheon release, then you can retire.
 

Izo

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I was gonna rub one out but this thread is much more entertaining.
 
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Sheriff Cad

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So just to clarify, does this mean the brief one liners after individual votes are off limits too? Because we have been doing that since this whole thing started? Does Cad think he is the NFL commissioner policing touchdowns now?
No, those are fine, even expected.

We just don’t want a bunch of posts clogging up the vote thread. Make those posts here.
 
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Talos

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No, those are fine, even expected.

We just don’t want a bunch of posts clogging up the vote thread. Make those posts here.
"We"

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Hoss

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They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.
 
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Tarrant

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I demand an investigation and recount. Then there's the matter of the ballot that was found after the results were made official.
 
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Sheriff Cad

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They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.
I wasn't, but okay, this is a good point.

If anybody sees any illegal voting, let me know. I'll examine their votes and decide if it should count twice or not.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
 
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Sheriff Cad

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Yeah it took me decades to get to the 2nd round of the asshat competition! This is bullshit!
Bro I made it to the second round on my first try!
 
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Vuuxo

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I am just some random dude who showed up and broke some losers here :emoji_laughing:

They had a brief interaction with me weeks ago and apparently they still can't get over it, they clearly don't get out much.
I thought your fucked by a horse ass left the forums.
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