2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

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• Wednesday at 6:37 PM

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Nirgon said:

Nope and not going to.

Please let me retire from breaking Internet tough guys in peace. I've done enough and need to focus on myself.

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No. You have to stay alert until pantheon release, then you can retire.

 

Izo

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• Wednesday at 6:57 PM

• #62

I was gonna rub one out but this thread is much more entertaining.

 

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Sheriff Cad

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• Thursday at 1:47 PM

• #63

Phazael said:

So just to clarify, does this mean the brief one liners after individual votes are off limits too? Because we have been doing that since this whole thing started? Does Cad think he is the NFL commissioner policing touchdowns now?

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No, those are fine, even expected.

We just don’t want a bunch of posts clogging up the vote thread. Make those posts here.

 

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Talos

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• Thursday at 2:28 PM

• #64

Cad said:

No, those are fine, even expected.

We just don’t want a bunch of posts clogging up the vote thread. Make those posts here.

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"We"

 

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Hoss

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• Thursday at 4:50 PM

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They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.

 

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• Thursday at 6:40 PM

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I just noticed, Daezuel you beat Tarrant ?!?

2025 still has some surprises left for us, holy shit.

 

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Tarrant

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• Thursday at 6:45 PM

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I demand an investigation and recount. Then there's the matter of the ballot that was found after the results were made official.

 

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Daezuel

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• Thursday at 7:18 PM

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And these people vote in elections?!

 

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Kajiimagi

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• Thursday at 8:22 PM

• #69

Hoss said:

They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.

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Lickingdick, that is fucking hilarious.

 

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TheBeagle

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• Thursday at 8:26 PM

• #70

I really only care about getting Neegron to the final round. If I failed to vote correctly...

 

Sheriff Cad

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• Thursday at 8:37 PM

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Hoss said:

They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.

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I wasn't, but okay, this is a good point.

If anybody sees any illegal voting, let me know. I'll examine their votes and decide if it should count twice or not.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

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Talos

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• Thursday at 11:01 PM

• #72

Nirgon said:

Talos vs. Aldarion - Talos is a fave, shrug

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Daezuel

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• Friday at 1:19 PM

• #73

I've turned into an FOH boomer, who the fuck is Tasty The Treat ?

 

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BoozeCube

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• Friday at 1:58 PM

• #74

Daezuel said:

I've turned into an FOH boomer, who the fuck is Tasty The Treat ?

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Fuckin 25ers

 

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Daezuel

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• Friday at 2:14 PM

• #75

BoozeCube said:

Fuckin 25ers

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Yeah it took me decades to get to the 2nd round of the asshat competition! This is bullshit!

 

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Sheriff Cad

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• Friday at 2:38 PM

• #76

Daezuel said:

Yeah it took me decades to get to the 2nd round of the asshat competition! This is bullshit!

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Bro I made it to the second round on my first try!

 

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Daezuel

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• Friday at 2:45 PM

• #77

Cad said:

Bro I made it to the second round on my first try!

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Yeah we have low information voters around here, someone called me a mod in their vote.

 

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• Friday at 2:48 PM

• #78

Cad said:

Bro I made it to the second round on my first try!

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Well you take a reasonable stance on most things. To these dumbasses that is an asshat

 

Tasty The Treat

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• Friday at 5:19 PM

• #79

Daezuel said:

I've turned into an FOH boomer, who the fuck is Tasty The Treat ?

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I am just some random dude who showed up and broke some losers here

They had a brief interaction with me weeks ago and apparently they still can't get over it, they clearly don't get out much.

 

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• Friday at 5:41 PM

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Tasty The Treat said:

I am just some random dude who showed up and broke some losers here

They had a brief interaction with me weeks ago and apparently they still can't get over it, they clearly don't get out much.

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I thought your fucked by a horse ass left the forums.

 

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