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Do you kung-fu?
Kinda. I karate and Tai Chi. Don't think either is technically kung fu, but they are both derived from it.

What's the last thing you got from, or sold on craigslist?
 
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Nothing, ever. In Canada we mostly use Kijiji.

You've watched gay porn at some point in your life, did you enjoy it?
 

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Nope. Couldn't turn it off fast enough.

What do you fear most?
 

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What do you fear most?
The fucking ocean. Swimming in that shit and its dark, deep and tharr be monsters wanting to fuck you up and you are at a huge disadvantage.
I grew up on a sailboat in the virgin islands for a few years and there the water was atleast clear so you can see whats going on.


Do you feel that your personal goals are worth your "life" "existence"?
 

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As my personal goals are rather modest, have enough money to own a small flat, a good computer and waste my spare time on forums and computer games then yes. Others would probably disagree though.

If you had to spend become a computer game NPC with almost no life expectancy (quest kill npc in an MMO, prostitute in a GTA game, sceleton in a DnD game, etc) who would you choose to be, and why?
 

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Fippy Darkpaw, that guy never gave up and you just gotta respect that. Or a SaberCat in Skyrim, because sometimes you get lucky and fuck someones day up.

You can be one boss character from any game, who would you be?
 

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Any one of my female cousins, cos they're hot as fuck!

If you had to live one day from your past as a ground-hog day, which would it be and why?
 

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Probably my 30th birthday cuz 2 girls 1 guy. But it would depend on the actual rules, because the fucking didn't start till midnight. If it went from midnight to midnight, I'd pick another day cause that would mean I either miss all the leadup to it and have to deal with the rest of the day which was pretty much meh, or get the day that was actually good, but not get to do the final act. If it went from wake up to sleepy time, that would be the day.

Also, anyone who's never considered cousin humping comes from an ugly family.

Do you know where your emergency exits are right now, or did you have to stop and think about which way would be the best way out? Or are you trapped like a fucking rat in a room with 1 useable exit like I am right now?
 

Jx3

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Nope, my survival instinct is my best attribute. Much like my avatar if the shit gets real my ass is going Kool-Aid man right through the wall.

Is there the possibility of reliable space travel in our life times? Like going to mars/moon and back is like catching the train to D.C.
 

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Nope, my survival instinct is my best attribute. Much like my avatar if the shit gets real my ass is going Kool-Aid man right through the wall.

Is there the possibility of reliable space travel in our life times? Like going to mars/moon and back is like catching the train to D.C.
No.

You hear an icecream truck outside while you're at home. How do you react?
 

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Nope. If she's dying, then it's her time to go.

Would you rather work in a better place or have 10% more pay?
 

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10% is practically nothing, so better place every single time.

Was that a serious question? I mean come on... 10%?
 

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10% is practically nothing, so better place every single time.

Was that a serious question? I mean come on... 10%?
Sure it was a serious question. 10% can be a lot, depending on what you earn. Sure, if you're sitting in the 6 figures it might seem like just another drop in the bucket, but when you're making sub-50k/year it can mean quite the difference in your life. Especially if all you're sacrificing for that extra 10% is free coffee or a slightly longer commute. It really depends less on "10%" and more on what "a better place" means.

Ninja Edit: Where does Khane by his top hats and monocles?
 

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Pawn shops in Camden NJ. They have a surprising selection available.

What is your favorite website (if its rerolled, tell us your second)?
 

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I used to read a lot of articles on Io9, the quality has dipped recently, but probably the site i visit most often apart from local newspapers, facebook and porn.

You have to fight in in a non-recent war, which one?
 

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I used to read a lot of articles on Io9, the quality has dipped recently, but probably the site i visit most often apart from local newspapers, facebook and porn.

You have to fight in in a non-recent war, which one?
I'll go with the Pig WarPig War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wikipedia_sl said:
Park rangers tell visitors the biggest threat to peace on the island during these years was "the large amounts of alcohol available."
At what point do you stop trying to be a good person, accept that fate/the universe intends you to be evil, and embrace it?