AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

Gravel · Nov 5, 2023

Lambourne said:
spronk vs. Bodhy - Came from bb forum, they're not sending their best

God damnit, now I really don't know which

Brodhi B Bodhy is the misc one. I really though he had fucked off back to misc, but apparently not?

Either way, fuck him for making me always confused with one of our actual long time members.

TBT-TheBigToe · Nov 5, 2023

sleevedraw said:
[A] = abstain

Hoss · Nov 5, 2023

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is cool. Dick will lose the next round.
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - he knows what he did
... vs. frenzied wombat - we just need to get that stupid ... name off the list.
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Indy's avatar creeps me out. Need to get him out of the contest.
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Ambi is only an asshat in one thread, but that's still more than butthurt
Blazin vs. Maul - Does blazin still post?
Denamian vs. Nirgon - amod
Kaines vs. Boozecube - fedboi tries too hard
Cybsled vs. Talos - Who is talos?
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - Because if he'd been smarter with his avatar bet, he could have rid the forum of eraser for 3 years.

Bubbles vs. Soygen - The asshat who is, who was, and who shall ever be. Time is a flat circle.
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - No real opinion, but it's easier to underline the first name when I'm typing comments that I don't want underlined.
Zapatta vs. Oblio - It's his year. Also, I didn't recognize oblio's name. I had to see his avatar to remember he's pretty cool.
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - I dont' know what that dude's on, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - Suspected brit
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - I don't know what he's on, but I bet rajaah can tell us how to pronounce it.
Mist vs. Erronius - She deserves to win something for once in her miserable existence.
grim1 vs. Kiroy - doesn't capitalize his name.
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - He will love the new hat.
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - SHENANIGANS!
Edaw vs. Izo - if Edaw wins, the asshat avatar might get a spiffy upgrade.
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - I was going to make a joke about Chris being the real Dr Retarded, but then I remembered he's not a college prof. He teaches elementary school so it's only Mr Retarded.
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - The toughest choice of the round. But the idiot I see once in a while wins out over the idiot I don't remember.
spronk vs. Bodhy - Honestly, I like his style and hope this spurs him into action.

Hoss · Nov 5, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Private nominations. Can't talk about it, or I have to kill you.

Go ahead and tell me. I'd like to see you try.

Indyocracy said:
Fair enough, it was a lot of pages so it was a blur as this is FoH though I refuse to change my vote just over something silly like being wrong

Just wait till the next page and vote again. It's the democrat process!

Ossoi said:
Yes @Tuco deserves an extra vote for emulating araysar with Reddit spam

Why isn't the Russia bot nominated?

Probably because no cares about him.

stupidmonkey · Nov 5, 2023

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - total Dick
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - king AMOD so automatic and nominated me but didn't vote for me
... vs. frenzied wombat - shake and bake oven babies
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - not enough balls imo
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - AMOD
Blazin vs. Maul - AMOD
Denamian vs. Nirgon - AMOD
Kaines vs. Boozecube - glows too bright
Cybsled vs. Talos - heretic
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - just want to see more of that avatar
Hoss vs. Soygen - AMOD
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - tl;dr
Zapatta vs. Oblio - purple wave... Purple waaaavvvveeee
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - but are they kissable
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - doesn't spread things on his toast
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - Tesla fag
Mist vs. Erronius - dude
grim1 vs. Kiroy - meh
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi - unhealthy obsession with a jew
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - needs no explanation
Edaw vs. Izo - been a lack of hook gifs lately
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - since he's been banned all over kinda feels wrong
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - Tesla fag
spronk vs. Bodhy - wtf, this guy

Kaines · Nov 5, 2023

Hoss said:
Kaines vs. Boozecube - fedboi tries too hard

Thank you for your vote and welcome to Team Kaines. But if between me and the HugThemAll King, you call me the fedposter, I don't think you actually read this forum.

Hoss · Nov 5, 2023

Kaines said:
Thank you for your vote and welcome to Team Kaines. But if between me and the HugThemAll King, you call me the fedposter, I don't think you actually read this forum.

No. I'm not voting for the tryhard fedboi because it will bring attention to is cause. Thank you for allowing me to clear that up.

BoozeCube · Nov 5, 2023

I hate to break it to you fine fellows, but down here we all glow.

chthonic-anemos · Nov 5, 2023

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

lurkingdirk said:
Here is this year's bracket. Stop it, I know no one is happy with it. Quote the second post here andthe list below, underline your vote. Please follow this simple rule.

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lurkingdirk said:
Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

Kaines · Nov 5, 2023

Hoss said:
No. I'm not voting for the tryhard fedboi because it will bring attention to is cause. Thank you for allowing me to clear that up.

I see. My apologies. And, again, thanks for your vote.

Muurloen · Nov 5, 2023

Posting from my phone while I'm taking a shit, so I am not gonna write out reasons.

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

Daidraco · Nov 5, 2023

I feel like Chris has got this in the bag. Seems to be pretty consistent vote so far.

Chukzombi · Nov 5, 2023

stupidmonkey said:
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi - unhealthy obsession with a jew

? Do you mean Gal Gadot? I don't care that she's jewish, but I really don't follow what she does outside of being beautiful and being Wonder Woman. She has a bunch of movies that I have never seen because she isn't Wonder Woman in them. She is a gorgeous woman, but a horrible actress. She's also a typical Hollywood lefty. Or at least that's what she pretends to be. She sucks at that too. I think she loves her some guns and BBQ.

Daezuel · Nov 5, 2023

Chukzombi said:
? Do you mean Gal Gadot? I don't care that she's jewish, but I really don't follow what she does outside of being beautiful and being Wonder Woman. She has a bunch of movies that I have never seen because she isn't Wonder Woman in them. She is a gorgeous woman, but a horrible actress. She's also a typical Hollywood lefty. Or at least that's what she pretends to be. She sucks at that too. I think she loves her some guns and BBQ.

I thought you weren't supposed to campaign in this thread.

Zaara · Nov 5, 2023

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle default and its not like you're gonna win against War Correspondent Autismovich
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule one blue waffle to rule them all
... vs. frenzied wombat - picked ... but you cant tell
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon decent posters all, idk
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner that's one salty cracker!
Blazin vs. Maul show me your dick
Denamian vs. Nirgon nirgon is a fed
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos god's chosen
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish MFF v. Void funny as fuck
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes needs a compulsory MAID visit
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk changing my vote because wtf, i wasnt even nominated
Edaw vs. Izo captain-hook.gif
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris this man is an ape
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy degenerate sex tourist and shower-shitter

Penance · Nov 5, 2023

Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - dick sports takes
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - p2w admin
... vs. frenzied wombat - goblin
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - coinflip
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - bad cop who plays d4
Blazin vs. Maul - coinflip
Denamian vs. Nirgon - ssfhcruthlessbtw
Kaines vs. Boozecube - dallas fan
Cybsled vs. Talos - another d4 enjoyer
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco - palestinian war correspondent
Hoss vs. Soygen - soy is in the name
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen - incoherent copy pasta
Zapatta vs. Oblio - posts his reaction gifs before his posts, who the fuck does that
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish - boomer gamer
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM - another d4 enjoyer (I might be wrong on this oh well)
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes - delusional
Mist vs. Erronius - donkey
grim1 vs. Kiroy - coinflip
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep - those tv show takes
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk - toronto fan
Edaw vs. Izo - coinflip
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris - easy win Chris gonna take gold this year
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman - coinflip
spronk vs. Bodhy - coinflip

Hoss · Nov 5, 2023

Daezuel said:
I thought you weren't supposed to campaign in this thread.

People keep saying that. It's like you don't understand what an asshat is. If they could turn it off, they wouldn't be asshats.

Sludig · Nov 5, 2023

lurkingdirk said:
Zaara vs. Dicktrickle
Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule
... vs. frenzied wombat
Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Blazin vs. Maul
Denamian vs. Nirgon
Kaines vs. Boozecube
Cybsled vs. Talos
Gutterflesh vs. Tuco
Hoss vs. Soygen
popsicledeath vs. Muurloen
Zapatta vs. Oblio
Rajaah vs. Music For Fish
Deathwing vs. BrutulTM
Jasker vs. Sanrith Descartes
Mist vs. Erronius
grim1 vs. Kiroy
Adebisi vs. Chukzombi Astr0Creep
Stupidmonkey vs. lurkingdirk
Edaw vs. Izo
Dr. Retarded vs. Chris
RobXIII vs. Moglyzoke Moogleman
spronk vs. Bodhy

Several I dont know how even are on here, 1 or 2 literal "Who dats". A few of these is like choosing which child to shoot, then you give me an impossible task of why not both between Raj/MMF.

Pretty sure I know the 2 frontrunners, wheres the $ pool.

Chris · Nov 5, 2023

Daidraco said:
I feel like Chris has got this in the bag. Seems to be pretty consistent vote so far.

If I win, let's do an avatar bet me vs the entire Ukraine thread.

Something like if Putin will get Zapdos/Kherson or Odessa/Kharkiv before he dies or loses power.

We can discuss exactly which cities and which users are the conditions.

Loser has to wear the opposite country's flag as an avatar.

Daidraco · Nov 5, 2023

Chris said:
If I win, let's do an avatar bet me vs the entire Ukraine thread.

Something like if Putin will get Zapdos/Kherson or Odessa/Kharkiv before he dies or loses power.

We can discuss exactly which cities and which users are the conditions.

Loser has to wear the opposite country's flag as an avatar.

Im not even in that thread. I just hate you.

AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

Mr. Poopybutthole

Gemcutter

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Potato Supreme

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Von Clippowicz

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Potato Supreme

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer

Golden Baronet of the Realm

Millie's Staff Member

Potato del Grande

I'm With HER ♀

Ahn'Qiraj Raider

Make America's Team Great Again

Golden Baronet of the Realm

Potato del Grande

Golden Baronet of the Realm