Bill Burr VS Louis CK

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Rachel Ray hated the way the wings were cooked, and so did Ramsey.

also i think she said she prefer's drummettes only.

Yeah they just buy generic wings for the show and don't make it themselves.
 

Sterling

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Rachel Ray hated the way the wings were cooked, and so did Ramsey.

also i think she said she prefer's drummettes only.
That's fine I was just replying to his comment about how she ate wings like a boss, when she didn't eat any wings at all.
 

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The Rachael Ray one was pretty good. She's always nice but you get the impression that if she had to fight naked like Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises she would have killed those two Russians with the linoleum knives and been ready for her closeup 20 minutes later.
 
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The Rachael Ray one was pretty good. She's always nice but you get the impression that if she had to fight naked like Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises she would have killed those two Russians with the linoleum knives and been ready for her closeup 20 minutes later.
bitch has her own knives, i bought these for friends who are just downright horrible at keeping a blade sharp
rachel-ray-knife.jpg

it sharpens everytime you sheath and unsheath.
 

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Hot ones is a great series. It's kind of incredible to me it got as big as it has though. The host has absolutely no charisma, but he asks really good questions and the guests are usually great.
 
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Agreed, the hosts delivery is very stiff/scripted. The Ramsay one was hilarious - Ramsay on charcoal bread "Are they from Portland?" You know he's a fucking shitlord.
 
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Agreed, the hosts delivery is very stiff/scripted. The Ramsay one was hilarious - Ramsay on charcoal bread "Are they from Portland?" You know he's a fucking shitlord.

Are they from Portland? Just bloody hilarious. I love that guy.
 

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Agreed, the hosts delivery is very stiff/scripted. The Ramsay one was hilarious - Ramsay on charcoal bread "Are they from Portland?" You know he's a fucking shitlord.
I mean he did mention snowflakes multiple times.
 

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True, but snowflake is a general and popular term, specifically bashing Portland shows more immersion/awareness.
 
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i'm sure the most connected and well traveled (now that bourdain metoo'd) knows the places of these fake hipsters, putting out shitty food
Why Chocolate Experts Think the Mast Brothers Are Frauds
The Mast Brothers, Rick and Michael, have always claimed to make their chocolate “bean to bar,” which means starting with raw cacao beans and painstakingly roasting, grinding, and tempering them into chocolate bars in small batches. However, Scott alleges that, when they started selling chocolate in 2007 and 2008, the brothers bought high-end chocolate from a commercial company, melted it down, and then packaged it as their own bars

they came back and opened stores in the uk and la, thankfully they're failures/frauds and they've closed those shops now.
 

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This is tough. Both are top 3 alive for me (Tom Segura is prob 3rd -- Dave Chapelle is a clone so he doesn't count).

I'd say early Louis work is pretty much untouchable. His "fuck a dead kid" bit is probably the hardest I've laughed at something to my initial recollection.

Burr's I'm Sorry You Feel That Way to me is his best work, I can still watch/listen to it and find humor in almost every bit.

I'd say Louis by a cunthair.
 

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This is the first time I've ever seen someone tout Tom Segura even in the Top 10 of currently active comedians. His last special was kinda meh.

I don't get the Chappelle clone comment.
 

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There's Dave Atell, and then there's every other stand up. The gulf between them is substantial.

I listen to a lot of stand-ups podcasts and pretty much to man they will all credit Dave as the best going right now.
 

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This is tough. Both are top 3 alive for me (Tom Segura is prob 3rd -- Dave Chapelle is a clone so he doesn't count).

I'd say early Louis work is pretty much untouchable. His "fuck a dead kid" bit is probably the hardest I've laughed at something to my initial recollection.

Burr's I'm Sorry You Feel That Way to me is his best work, I can still watch/listen to it and find humor in almost every bit.

I'd say Louis by a cunthair.
i can't stand that tom segura fag

mainly cuz when he goes on JRE he brings his horrible wife on and it's insufferable
 

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Bill Burr owning cunt-face's plan:


Goddamn you would think Bill was about to fucking lose it there. They should force all these media cunts who love socialism to give up all their wealth. Sorry Alissa Milano you wanna talk about Green New Bullshit donate 99% of your net worth to the cause first.
 
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