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Juvarisx

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Most of his advice is either super obvious, out of touch, or straight up bad. The flowers are extra tryhard too.

1. Stop doing a hobby you enjoy. Fuck off.

2. Go and get the shittiest haircut possible. Really? Recommending Great Clips?

5/6. Pick up a hobby you don't really enjoy in order to meet people. Yoga seems exceptionally bad too. The ratio might be great, but I highly doubt you're going to look super appealing struggling to hold basic poses while holding in farts.

10. Flowers to the doorstep? Is this the 50s?I'm surprised he also didn't mention to make sure your slacks have a nice, crisp pleat. Past high school, I've never picked up someone from their house on a first date. I'd say most women wouldn't elect to give up that info before a first date.
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Seriously do yoga though. I finally did after my wife bugged me into it and it fixed my back. IDK if picking up someone at a yoga class is a good idea though, granted I do it with her, most people are there to do it then leave. Its sounds like picking someone up at the gym. Good in theory, dumb in practice.
 
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You're getting too into the weeds here. He's spelling things out for retards, which most 20-25 year old guys are. Yes, most of them need to be told to get a haircut other than set the clippers to a length and buzz their head. Yes, a good chunk of them need to shower. Yes, they need to stop spending 22 hours a day playing video games, AND they need to go to where the women are. Doesn't need to be yoga, but they need to go where the women are. In case you haven't noticed, ain't no women playing video games.

And then, yes - bitches love flowers. And Trader Joe's has cheap flowers. And no, it's never gonna make sense to you. It's not supposed to. It's not for you, it's for her. She needs to know that you are willing to do shit she likes so that she will do shit for you. That's the tradeoff.

If you don't understand that, then you're not gonna be successful with women. He's not telling you "you gotta do these exact things," he's telling you "well, sitting at home playing video games and not giving a shit about anything else hasn't lined women up at your door, try something else instead."

Are you gonna meet crazies? Sure. But that's part of the process
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The game is currently rigged on multiple levels thanks to social media. Even if you rolled a natural 20 x 1000 to meet one of the non-crazies and make it through the courting process to get married, they still have a high chance of turning crazy and taking half your shit and the kids. The only winning move is not to play.
 
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Juvarisx said:
Seriously do yoga though. I finally did after my wife bugged me into it and it fixed my back. IDK if picking up someone at a yoga class is a good idea though, granted I do it with her, most people are there to do it then leave. Its sounds like picking someone up at the gym. Good in theory, dumb in practice.
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Yoga is definitely good for you in a cross-training way, I wouldn't do it for a primary workout or anything but its great accessory/mobility work. Highly recommend.
 
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The comments on that post show whats awful about dating today and also whats shitty about society today. But atleast everyone was in agreement that going to a yoga class just to pick up girls is a dumb as fuck thing to do.
 
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Date w/ the socialist feminist aborted because she found out I eat meat, whew.

Next: Animal control officer
 
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Masakari said:
Next: Animal control officer
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Good luck competing against 4-legged chads...
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Cutlery

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moonarchia said:
The game is currently rigged on multiple levels thanks to social media. Even if you rolled a natural 20 x 1000 to meet one of the non-crazies and make it through the courting process to get married, they still have a high chance of turning crazy and taking half your shit and the kids. The only winning move is not to play.
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Yeah, I mean, if you wanna give up, sure.

But that does not continue the species.
 
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moonarchia

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Cutlery said:
Yeah, I mean, if you wanna give up, sure.

But that does not continue the species.
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Gonna have to do some race genociding and repealing the 19th to fix all that. We can't even get politicians to pretend they aren't chugging more juice dick than Foler in his most glorious of holes, so I'm not too worried about it. If the species dies, it dies. More likely we get some serious regression and another dark age. Maybe some Mad Max if one of the players decides to go out swinging with the nukes.
 
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gak said:
We can close the thread, the 2026 dating cheat codes have been unlocked.
Modern feminist empowered womyn with unlimited chads and simps on call are helpless against these tips:

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Personal experience time. I've probably had way too many 20-something girls working for me over the last five years for my own sanity.

Things that I've seen work, ish... Bribing the resident busybody to nudge a girl your way. Weird ADHD hyperfixation on some guy that looks like a project to be fixed. Helping them move. Being rich. Bragging about your master's degree. Going to the gym, like, at all. They love bonding over shared trauma, because they're all some kinda crazy.

One of them's actually cool as fuck and we've been friends for years now, so I get all the cool dirt.
 
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Does anyone actually believe that he is 'surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them.' and these attractive 20 year old girls are just waiting for some dapper young lad to bring them flowers to their doorstep and stalk them at yoga class? Chances of finding a girl like that (especially if you aren't at least a 7) are probably the same as hitting the powerball jackpot back to back*.


*i'm sure you can find girls like that who will let you spend money on them while they bang their current jobless druggie fixation, I don't count that.
 
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gak said:
We can close the thread, the 2026 dating cheat codes have been unlocked.
Modern feminist empowered womyn with unlimited chads and simps on call are helpless against these tips:

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he's pushing some stereotypic ideas of how most guys are autistic nerds (not really true, at least to the extent that they don't shower or just sit indoors) and that if you pay women to give you the time of day, then they'll be all over you (not true). sure you might get more dates with women if you pay them to spend time with you, but you'll probably mostly be passed over once the transaction is over. go with an escort if thats what you want, it's more honest. or try to find women who will be happy to spend time with you without being paid.
 
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zombiewizardhawk said:
Does anyone actually believe that he is 'surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them.' and these attractive 20 year old girls are just waiting for some dapper young lad to bring them flowers to their doorstep and stalk them at yoga class? Chances of finding a girl like that (especially if you aren't at least a 7) are probably the same as hitting the powerball jackpot back to back*.


*i'm sure you can find girls like that who will let you spend money on them while they bang their current jobless druggie fixation, I don't count that.
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I try to avoid the crowd, but most of the ones I've met working are at least 25% gender goblins falling in the 4-6 range. I don't count girls with their own orbits. One did say I was looking really good recently and asked what I was doing on the weekend. It was really hard to not just yell out EWW. They are basically free-range twitter profiles.

No way I'll listen to one long enough to figure out what their personalities are like or if they're lazy, though.
 
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