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Fucker

Fucker

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Wow, they nerfed everything! Made wizard even worse and gave useless teleport stick.

Nerfed xp too.

The jaw drops!
 
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AladainAF

AladainAF

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Seananigans said:
The progression of this makes no fucking sense whatsoever. I was going to start listing the WTF stuff, but it's just everything. The entire thing was made at random by a retarded monkey.
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I asked ChatGPT to make one around Diablo II so it could be easily adjusted to D4 and it shit out something more interesting than what the Diablo 4 team shit out.

Chapter 1:

  1. Defeat Andariel, the Maiden of Anguish: Obtain a powerful unique item.
  2. Rescue Cain from Tristram Cathedral: Receive a valuable identifying scroll.
  3. Collect five unique gems: Gain bonus socketed item capabilities.
  4. Clear the Den of Evil: Earn a skill point to allocate.
  5. Retrieve the Horadric Malus: Unlock the ability to upgrade items.
  6. Complete the Forgotten Tower: Obtain a rare rune or rune recipe.
Chapter 2:

  1. Defeat Duriel, the Lord of Pain: Unlock access to Act II.
  2. Complete all the Lost City quests: Gain a valuable mercenary hireling.
  3. Rescue Jerhyn's daughter from the Claw Vipers: Receive a magic ring.
  4. Retrieve the Horadric Cube: Unlock the ability to combine items.
  5. Find and defeat the Summoner in Arcane Sanctuary: Obtain a unique amulet.
  6. Complete the Maggot Lair: Earn a skill point to allocate.
Chapter 3:

  1. Defeat Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred: Obtain a rare unique item.
  2. Complete Khalim's Will quest: Gain access to the Durance of Hate.
  3. Rescue Anya in the Crystalline Passage: Receive a powerful charm.
  4. Retrieve the Jade Figurine: Unlock a hidden item vendor.
  5. Find and defeat the Council Members in Travincal: Obtain a set item.
  6. Complete the Sewers Level 2: Earn a skill point to allocate.
Chapter 4:

  1. Defeat Diablo, the Lord of Terror: Obtain a unique class-specific item.
  2. Rescue Tyrael from the Hellforge: Receive a high-level rune.
  3. Retrieve the Infernal Tome: Unlock access to the Pandemonium Event.
  4. Complete the Halls of the Dead: Obtain a rare rune or rune recipe.
  5. Find and defeat the Grand Vizier in the Arcane Sanctuary: Obtain a set item.
  6. Complete the Ruined Temple: Earn a skill point to allocate.
Chapter 5:

  1. Defeat Shenk the Overseer in the Bloody Foothills: Obtain a unique weapon.
  2. Collect six pieces of the Angelic Raiment set: Gain increased magic find.
  3. Rescue Anya in the Nihlathak's Temple: Receive a powerful charm.
  4. Retrieve the Khalim's Eye: Unlock access to the Khalim's Will quest.
  5. Find and defeat the High Council in the Upper Kurast: Obtain a set item.
  6. Complete the Disused Reliquary: Earn a skill point to allocate.
Chapter 6:

  1. Defeat the Ancients in the Worldstone Keep: Obtain a powerful charm.
  2. Collect six pieces of the Immortal King's set: Gain increased resistances.
  3. Rescue Anya in the Ruined Fane: Receive a powerful charm.
  4. Retrieve the Khalim's Heart: Unlock access to the Khalim's Brain quest.
  5. Find and defeat the Countess in the Forgotten Tower: Obtain a high-level rune.
  6. Complete the Forgotten Sands: Earn a skill point to allocate.
Chapter 7:

  1. Defeat Baal, the Lord of Destruction: Obtain a unique class-specific item.
  2. Collect six pieces of the Tal Rasha's Wrappings set: Gain elemental bonuses.
  3. Rescue Anya in the Infernal Pit: Receive a powerful charm.
  4. Retrieve the Khalim's Brain: Unlock access to the Khalim's Flail quest.
  5. Find and defeat Nihlathak in the Halls of Vaught: Obtain a high-level rune.
  6. Complete the Worldstone Chamber: Earn a skill point to allocate.
 
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Seananigans

Seananigans

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This patch makes me think of a 7 year old kid in a recording studio. 3,427 different dials, knobs, levers and switches. Jack with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE.

This signals that nobody in the production chain, at any level, understands how to develop and maintain a game like this.
 
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Leon

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Looks like the typical " tune everything the fuck down" right before the super inflation of dps of our stupid season mechanic that will apply a flat inspired 20000 percent dps when you are done with your wizard chores.

Kinda like wow pre patch would always throw everything completely out of balance before the new xpac gear and talent revamp
 
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Ritley

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Seananigans said:
This patch makes me think of a 7 year old kid in a recording studio. 3,427 different dials, knobs, levers and switches. Jack with EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE.

This signals that nobody in the production chain, at any level, understands how to develop and maintain a game like this.
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But it has over 6000 words!!!

I mean like 4000 of them were “fixed an issue where…” or whatever the fuck they put
 
Mur

Mur

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I'll say this, while overall the patch is pretty shitty, at least I can play now. After 34 days of instant black screen GPU disabling crashes, I can play without much more than the occasional lag issue.

Now the real question is do I really want to play.
 
Tarrant

Tarrant

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How bad were Necro and Druids hit? It was those or a rogue for season 1…and it sounds like they (rogues) got hit hard too.
 
Mur

Mur

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My Druid is a variation on Bear Pulverize, and I only see a slight damage loss, but I definitely take more damage. Butcher killed me today, when before he basically did no damage. I actually think Druid probably got off easy.

Rogue is looking like it might have some really powerful builds in S1, so I may give that a go.
 
jayrebb

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Tarrant said:
How bad were Necro and Druids hit? It was those or a rogue for season 1…and it sounds like they (rogues) got hit hard too.
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Rogue was more of a gutpunch that hearts will shore up. Still viable S1. Druid didn't end up getting the nerfs people thought they would. I'd still put Druid S tier. The big nerf hammer was supposed to drop, and that didn't end up happening.
 
Fucker

Fucker

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They nerfed helltides too. Now not worth doing.

These people are pure chickenshit. Nerfed teleport from 3s to 5s.
 
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BoozeCube

BoozeCube

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This game with always blow dick and ass until they scrap their gay ass aspect system.

Let people use their fucking spells

Actually allow uniques to be powerful

Stop trying to balance characters to protect their faggot uber lilith egos.

Basically this game will always blow dick because they will never do those things.
 
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Mist

Mist

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Uber Lilith isn't even hard aside from the one-shot mechanics anyway, it doesn't matter what your build is.
 
Lanx

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jayrebb said:
Except Rogue and Sorc were still disproportionately affected by the changes.
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dev:
"what classes are they playing mostly"

rogue and sorcerer

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Kirun

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Mist said:
Uber Lilith isn't even hard aside from the one-shot mechanics anyway
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So like, 95% of Dark Souls bosses, ARPG bosses, etc.?

"GUIZ! These fights aren't even hard if I just didn't suck and played well!"
 
Mist

Mist

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Kirun said:
So like, 95% of Dark Souls bosses, ARPG bosses, etc.?

"GUIZ! These fights aren't even hard if I just didn't suck and played well!"
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No, I mean literal oneshot mechanics, you might as well not even have a healthbar or defensive abilities that aren't immunities for that fight.
 
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