Eternals (2021)

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She only had a career because of who she married. Without that, she would have been another McGowen.

McGowen got busted quick which definitely stunted her career. She relied a lot on the teen look for her hotness. Soon as she matured up a bit she was an instant nobody face-wise.

Jolie had a little more longevity in the game whether she married or not.
 

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I can't stand her, but she was dead-on for Lara Croft. And pretty fucking hot. Aside from those, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is the only other one I can vaguely remember her being decent in. Looking, not acting. She's never been a great actress.
 
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I did like the shot of Babylon in the trailer, I'm a bit of a history nerd and bright blue and gold walls is pretty crazy for one of the first cities.

Nice to see more diverse settings. I want cultural diversity not tokens.
 
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I did like the shot of Babylon in the trailer, I'm a bit of a history nerd and bright blue and gold walls is prettg crazy for one of the first cities.

Nice to see more diverse settings. I want cultural diversity not tokens.
Celestial Altered Experiments seeded throughout humanity does seem like the perfect reason to have diversity for something other than diversity's sake.
 

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Celestial Altered Experiments seeded throughout humanity does seem like the perfect reason to have diversity for something other than diversity's sake.

I mean to be fair the first big civilizations of humanity was all on “diverse” areas. Eventually Europe blew past them all and formed the modern world. Doesn’t change the earliest days of
Humanity.
 
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Celestial Altered Experiments seeded throughout humanity does seem like the perfect reason to have diversity for something other than diversity's sake.
Yeah, people have just lost trust in casting when this shit is in every movie. The trailer didn't really explain that very well either.

Funny how Ancient Aliens is starting to be seen as a racist trope by SJWs, explaining how brown people had civilisation, then Disney make a movie about it.
 
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Drakurii

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she was good as a sexy demon

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Caliane

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yeah. alot of us have become overly sensitive of the tokenism.

it makes sense here. Even if Kirby's art is not entirely diverse..

For those who want a bit more of an explainer.

EA retard "explains" things, that should have been in the trailer.

Guardians of the Galaxy. Trailer 1. Remember, when only comic fans had any idea who these people were? and here we have a trailer. "star lord" who? "then rollcall, explaining who they are. fnking nailed it. Then, even without showing the villain, and setting up the threat, shows them being bad ass and that this is going to be an action movie staring misfits, and bad-asses.

THIS trailer starts off with a nonsense Anachronistic song. how the hell does this even relate? EA retard says it makes sense, since its an end of the world threat. which is retarded, because the song is very expressly not about the End of the world. Its about someone who had their whole world shattered when someone didn't love them anymore, and left. The song would only make sense if this movie is actually about a breakup, or death of a loved one.

This trailer utterly fails at introducing the characters. it doesn't give us their names. Doesn't establish our myths and legends are based on them.
Mekkari=mercury.
zuras-zeus
Thena/Azura-Athena
Sersi-Circi
Ikaris/Icaris
gilgamesh
etc..

(the greek gods actually exist in Marvel, so there is some sillyness with the Eternals and greek gods living together and being friends, and sharing lol)

It should have named them, and established that. The heroes of legend, are real, and coming back. (bonus points if they had Herc as an easter egg.)

Maybe establish some kind of threat. The very name, "guardians of the galaxy" says what they are going to do. We saw outlaws, misfits, prisoners.. but again, they CALL themselves "Guardians of the galaxy" we know its not going to be heist movie(or "just" one).
 

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What's with the Captain Rogers bit. Its not like she also said Iron Stark. Is that some lame nod to Captain BLM.
This is a silly baiting comment. A) Sam as captain America is something that has been around for almost 2 decades. B) people have called Steve "captain Rogers" for a LONG time. It's not some goofy nod to woke racism.
 
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yeah. alot of us have become overly sensitive of the tokenism.

it makes sense here. Even if Kirby's art is not entirely diverse..


EA retard "explains" things, that should have been in the trailer.

Guardians of the Galaxy. Trailer 1. Remember, when only comic fans had any idea who these people were? and here we have a trailer. "star lord" who? "then rollcall, explaining who they are. fnking nailed it. Then, even without showing the villain, and setting up the threat, shows them being bad ass and that this is going to be an action movie staring misfits, and bad-asses.

THIS trailer starts off with a nonsense Anachronistic song. how the hell does this even relate? EA retard says it makes sense, since its an end of the world threat. which is retarded, because the song is very expressly not about the End of the world. Its about someone who had their whole world shattered when someone didn't love them anymore, and left. The song would only make sense if this movie is actually about a breakup, or death of a loved one.

This trailer utterly fails at introducing the characters. it doesn't give us their names. Doesn't establish our myths and legends are based on them.
Mekkari=mercury.
zuras-zeus
Thena/Azura-Athena
Sersi-Circi
Ikaris/Icaris
gilgamesh
etc..

(the greek gods actually exist in Marvel, so there is some sillyness with the Eternals and greek gods living together and being friends, and sharing lol)

It should have named them, and established that. The heroes of legend, are real, and coming back. (bonus points if they had Herc as an easter egg.)

Maybe establish some kind of threat. The very name, "guardians of the galaxy" says what they are going to do. We saw outlaws, misfits, prisoners.. but again, they CALL themselves "Guardians of the galaxy" we know its not going to be heist movie(or "just" one).

Your point isn't entirely wrong, insomuch as their was a serious lack of action in the trailer, but the what you linked is the first guardians trailer, not teaser. In the first teaser, only Starlord is named, we just see everyone else (but again, there is more action).


And yeah, Steve was referred to as "Captain Rogers" in the comics whenever he gave up the shield as well.
 

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Like some other actors, Anjolina Jolie has evolved a bit. She has done some decent stuff and lets face it, she was smoking and even today ain't shabby.

The obvious films were named. Salt, Gia, Tomb Raider, Hackers. Gone in 60 Seconds. Wanted. Pushing Tin. Girl Interrupted. She is decent in all of these films. And hot in all of them.
 

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Like some other actors, Anjolina Jolie has evolved a bit. She has done some decent stuff and lets face it, she was smoking and even today ain't shabby.

The obvious films were named. Salt, Gia, Tomb Raider, Hackers. Gone in 60 Seconds. Wanted. Pushing Tin. Girl Interrupted. She is decent in all of these films. And hot in all of them.
+1 for Wanted
 
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Captain Steve Rogers is his name and rank. Captain America is a code name.

would any of you fags complains about calling 007 by his name of James Bond?
 
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Captain Steve Rogers is his name and rank. Captain America is a code name.

would any of you fags complains about calling 007 by his name of James Bond?
Plus since we don't know when that convo takes place there have been 3 Captain America's.
 

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I know nothing about the Eternals from comics and that trailer was underwhelming.

It's firmly on the wait and see list.
 
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I feel that if they were on the fence about it they would have just dumped it onto Disney+ and chalked any critical failure to pandemic related issues. Instead they held it back a full year and apparently without any reshoots or adjustments of any kind. By this point Feige etc have seen the final product and seem confident so I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
 
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Caliane

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Your point isn't entirely wrong, insomuch as their was a serious lack of action in the trailer, but the what you linked is the first guardians trailer, not teaser. In the first teaser, only Starlord is named, we just see everyone else (but again, there is more action).
maybe. but, thats an actual 1 min teaser as well. not a full 2min trailer being called a teaser.
we can look at "teaser" versus "teaser" but, time is the big thing here.

iron man teaser was 2min. 1:30 is again introducing tony's character, then origin story. with 20s of "glimpse of the future/rest of the movie".
Killer introduction to an at the time, unknown character. granted just the 1.

It's INSANE, that the people who made this Eternals trailer, thought the last 20s should be for that dinner scene, with jokes from characters we know nothing about.
 
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Yeah, people have just lost trust in casting when this shit is in every movie. The trailer didn't really explain that very well either.

Funny how Ancient Aliens is starting to be seen as a racist trope by SJWs, explaining how brown people had civilisation, then Disney make a movie about it.
Ancient Aliens is pretty racist. it denigrates every achivement of the human race by saying none of us built shit back in ancient times, the aliens did it. its why i noped out of that show long ago. modern humans didnt build all the ancient structures, we had close relative that did some of those, but at least most of them in the last 5000 years, we built.
 
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Ancient Aliens is pretty racist. it denigrates every achivement of the human race by saying none of us built shit back in ancient times, the aliens did it. its why i noped out of that show long ago. modern humans didnt build all the ancient structures, we had close relative that did some of those, but at least most of them in the last 5000 years, we built.
Have you seen the pyramids? You really think Africans built them? The Africans looted them maybe, but certainly didnt build them.
 
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