Eternals (2021)

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What's with the Captain Rogers bit. Its not like she also said Iron Stark. Is that some lame nod to Captain BLM.
 
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Chris

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She gets a pass to do whatever she wants after getting me through my formative teenage years

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She doesn't look all that great in those pictures. #6 is decent but that haircut kills it.
 
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Chris

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Best description of this movie comes from Comics Matter on YouTube.

"Diversity Noah's Ark"

Gotta have one of each race, gender and sexuality!
 
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Inhumans failed so now they are scraping even lower in the barrel? I like me some Kumail, but this seems like a dumb idea.
 
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Inhumans failed so now they are scraping even lower in the barrel? I like me some Kumail, but this seems like a dumb idea.


I know, right. What bottom crap are they gonna drag up next? Guardians of the Galaxy or some such nonsense? Lol.
 
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I’m not super familiar with The Eternals, and I’m particularly a fan of anyone in the cast. That said this trailer failed to do it’s job and that’s to at least create some interest in the movie. I have no clue where they are going with this, no idea how this ties in the MCU and nothing they showed ”wowed” me in any ways, there wasn’t even some visual stuff that look cool.

This is the first MCU movie that I have zero interest in. This may change as they reveal more, but right now I have no interest.
 
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Jolie is good in some stuff, but she definitely mails it in pretty often so who knows.
She only had a career because of who she married. Without that, she would have been another McGowen.
 
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She's not a particularly good actress. She only really had a career because of her family name and she was attractive when she was young. Not sure what she brings to the table now.
Silly looking lips.

Her next role will be Donald Duck.
 
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Salt, Mr and Mrs Smith, Gone in Sixty Seconds and probably a few others were pretty damn good. This trailer was boring as fuck, how about showing wtf is this movie about? Also

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wow, that is just a terrible trailer.

sets up no threat. no action. no story.

Just assholes lording over humanity, stealing any credit for greatness.
 
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I think ill be skipping this and probably a lot of phase 4. Chasing them Chinabux biting them in the ass.

 
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i'm not sure what they are chasing. Eternals and Shang Chi are currently believed to be banned in China, Shang Chi for having American Asians (?) and the director of Eternals is Chloe Zhao (Nomadland) who is persona non gratis in China due to previous negative comments about the chinese govt. She made like 8 years ago, lol

its kinda crazy, they have essentially a report system in their social media which lets anyone report anyone for saying bad things about China and it lets them go back years and years and i guess there are a lot of vindictive motherfuckers there

some day all your posts will make you unwelcome in China "he posted pictures of chicks with dicks, we do not need people like that here"
 
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She only had a career because of who she married. Without that, she would have been another McGowen.
she was good in the 90s. her career fizzled out in the early 2000s and then was only known for being well known. she and Paris Hilton has the same status. i did like her in Girl Interrupted, but my Wynona was in there so i am biased.
 
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What's with the Captain Rogers bit. Its not like she also said Iron Stark. Is that some lame nod to Captain BLM.
Of course it is. Marvel is full to the gills of this woke bullshit now. This movie is every Corporate HR dept's wet dream of D&I but does it? Either it does or doesn't, and it looks like here these are just "representational tokenisms". But Muh Representations! First Deaf and First Gay Marvel characters, don't you know? People need to see people that look like them on the screen! Which is why Michael Jordan is beloved in every country around the world or why "Captain Rogers", who can't be Captain America because the CCP is pumping out so much Anti-American propaganda these days and Disney doesn't want to risk losing a fucking Renminbi of COMMUNIST BLOOD Money so they call him by a "less provocative" name. It doesn't matter that the director has the movie banned now, they didn't know that when they were writing it. They are still BLM-loving fucks, see Falcon and the Winter Soldier, "legacy of the shield is complicated." Sam deigned to grace the mantle of Captain America with a black man's presence because he believed we could do better.

Comic story is actually pretty awesome, completely explains why they weren't around for the MCU until now IIRC, but I won't pay money to see this bullshit on the big screen until confirmed to be a preachy SWJ mess, even as much as I love Robb Stark and Aegon Targaryen.
 
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i'm not sure what they are chasing. Eternals and Shang Chi are currently believed to be banned in China, Shang Chi for having American Asians (?) and the director of Eternals is Chloe Zhao (Nomadland) who is persona non gratis in China due to previous negative comments about the chinese govt. She made like 8 years ago, lol

its kinda crazy, they have essentially a report system in their social media which lets anyone report anyone for saying bad things about China and it lets them go back years and years and i guess there are a lot of vindictive motherfuckers there

some day all your posts will make you unwelcome in China "he posted pictures of chicks with dicks, we do not need people like that here"

Probably less about being vindictive and more something like getting +socialpoints for reporting people. Pretty sure the Nazi's had something similar.
 

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Of course it is. Marvel is full to the gills of this woke bullshit now. This movie is every Corporate HR dept's wet dream of D&I but does it? Either it does or doesn't, and it looks like here these are just "representational tokenisms". But Muh Representations! First Deaf and First Gay Marvel characters, don't you know? People need to see people that look like them on the screen! Which is why Michael Jordan is beloved in every country around the world or why "Captain Rogers", who can't be Captain America because the CCP is pumping out so much Anti-American propaganda these days and Disney doesn't want to risk losing a fucking Renminbi of COMMUNIST BLOOD Money so they call him by a "less provocative" name. It doesn't matter that the director has the movie banned now, they didn't know that when they were writing it. They are still BLM-loving fucks, see Falcon and the Winter Soldier, "legacy of the shield is complicated." Sam deigned to grace the mantle of Captain America with a black man's presence because he believed we could do better.

Comic story is actually pretty awesome, completely explains why they weren't around for the MCU until now IIRC, but I won't pay money to see this bullshit on the big screen until confirmed to be a preachy SWJ mess, even as much as I love Robb Stark and Aegon Targaryen.
Not that I disagree with most of your points, but I think the reason they refer to him as "Captain Rogers" and not Captain America is because Sam Wilson is now Captain America.
 
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Also, Rank and last name is a normal way of referencing a military member.
 
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