Fast & Furious 9 (2020)

Pogi.G

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I watched this on the plane last week and enjoyed it more than I thought I would (ignoring the obvious issues with physics). I thought it was better than the last one.
 
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spronk

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Aquaman has joined your family. Cars for the men, abs for the ladies

 
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Masakari

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I'm hoping Vin somehow merges the Fast & Furious universe with the Chronicles of Riddick universe. Is that where this is going?
 

BoozeCube

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I'm hoping Vin somehow merges the Fast & Furious universe with the Chronicles of Riddick universe. Is that where this is going?

I would watch the "Fast and the Riddick"

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jayrebb

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Seatbelts wouldnt have saved him.

also the lawsuit filing says the fire killed him. the entire suit is over the fire and a burning to death.

whether he was actually burned to death, i don't know. I just know the legal filing in the civil suit claims the cause of death is incineration, which is the entire basis for why Porsche is sued.
 

Oldbased

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So this popped up on HBO Max. Didn't even know it was coming on. WTF.
May be the worst of the 9 for me. It felt painfully bored, as in the whole cast just wants it to be over with.
Maybe they'll get that spring in their step in 10 knowing it is the end.
 
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TBT-TheBigToe

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all they need is a cartoon rabbit to join "the family" and they are ready for filming. who still watches this shit after 10 movies?
After the hilarity of the 9th? Me. I am so in for a 10th if they can be even stupider than playing tarzan with a car. Yes, I think that was even stupider and more implausible than the car flying in space.


That being said I won't spend a dime on these and watch it when it someone inevitably streams it on Twitch which is where I saw 9. Unless, of course, it truly exceeds all expectations in utter moronicy and then I will find it upon my voyages along the seven seas yarrrrrr.
 
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ohkcrlho

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Well the porn studio will only have to add a couple of X's and voilá, the parody is done.
 
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