First World Problems

A dude I played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with ~25 years ago was the Creative Director on Weird Al's newest video, and nobody would believe me even if I gave up my "anonymity" to try to prove it.

Our office air conditioning can really only keep the temp about 20 degrees below the outside temperature. Really sucks when it hits 100 degrees out, 80 inside feels stifling. I have to turn on a fan, but then the noise from the fan makes it hard to hear the radio

Our AC sprung a leak at work and was dripping on computers. Had to turn it off to wait for emergency AC repair guy. Office got up to 76 degrees today before it was fixed. Jimmy was rustled.

We ran out of baby spinach so we had salad that was largely lettuce.

Watching porn and the dude keeps talking. Gotta find a new vid mid-wank. Fucking ridiculous, just shut the fuck up man!

I only have two kinds of lettuce in my refrigerator at the moment.

Maybe this belongs in the girl who broke my heart thread but....
My current gf doesn't swallow after a bj

Asked the girl behind the register if should could break a $10, I open my wallet and all I have is a $20.

My dog is failing to learn "roll over". All he does is flop on his side.

The other players in my play by post D&D game take forever to post.

The mini-fridge only has room for 8 soda cans instead of 10.

Almost half a minute. Dammit, Draegan.

Forgot to recharge my tablet, so I could no longer use it as a mouse/keyboard for controling the pc in my living room, had to switch to the app on my phone until the tablet charges.

Having to hear Spanish options on phone before they tell you which numbers to press.

Not having lyrics posted in the "Show More" section on YouTube