First World Problems

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Utah
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Wife was out of town so I jerked off and used an old t-shirt for clean up. I threw the t-shirt on the floor and went to sleep, woke up the next morning and went to work. I forgot that the maids were coming that day, so that night I came home to a folded t-shirt on my bed.
 

Voyce

Shit Lord Supreme
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yeah, how dare he drain 0.0001% of the society compared to what a bankster takes....
At least the bankster is actually doing something. Complete greed and complete sloth are in the same boat of stupid.


They both fuck the system over, they're both partial to why we don't yet have a nice social utopia where everyone puts in something and everyone gets an honest living out; regardless.
 

Quineloe

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At least the bankster is actually doing something.
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1987

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Every time I pick up my toaster crumbs fall out, negating the counter wiping I have just done underneath it. FML.
 

Springbok

Karen
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My new BMW is at the dealership getting a tune up and the loaner they gave me was a Fiat. A FIAT
 

PatrickStar

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I invested 14 straight minutes into a porn scene and just when the dude is about to plaster this chick with a facial the video stops. WTF. I reload the page and fast forward and it still cuts off right at that spot. Had to find another scene.
 

Jait

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I have to settle for a "Resort view" suite for the first 4 days of my vacation next month, before an ocean-side suite is available for the other 5 days. And all I got in recompense was free drinks and a dinner for my family.

I'll just have to soldier on.