FOH Shower Thoughts

Bandwagon said:

Skateboarding is not a crime

30 years later

Gender is a social construct


Why do we pay attention to teenager fads all of the sudden

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Bc teenagers are now politically expedient since Communism is here. Haven't you heard of the Brown Shirts?

pharmakos said:

None of his friends believe him about his powers.

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That's a good point. It might be better to call him ultra lucky boy.

Bandwagon said:

Prohibiting abortions increases diversity

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I'm not sure which side you're taking in the argument.

Bandwagon said:

I should make my Screensaver at work a sideshow of people with downs syndrome enjoying life. I don't think anyone can say anything, especially if I refuse to even acknowledge it.

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Hard mode(lol): Use the below pic, because she's enjoying life while having high self esteem too!

Bandwagon said:

Can I change the toast setting while the toaster is actively toasting or do I need to stop it and restart it?

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You can change the setting. Will it do anything for this toasting cycle? Hard to say.

Bandwagon said:

Can I change the toast setting while the toaster is actively toasting or do I need to stop it and restart it?

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Allow me to answer this in the style of Mr. Sox from the Pantheon thread:

Everyone is familiar with how the toast setting works, and what it means, and it's not a very good thing. I heard everyone loves a good ole Californian investigation. Line up the toast, and see how it comes out. But wait, the toast doesn't go in the toaster as toast, it starts as bread...The mere accusation of toast starting as toast is for a lifetime even though they were proven to be innocent.

On an interesting side note, it depends on the model of toaster, but 50 million versions give you just as many answers. They will burn thru the bread if the settings are too high, and then good luck getting that toast out in one piece. It'll be harder than when you accidentally put a pop tart in sideways and it just falls apart.

My closing thoughts:

I caution you to think twice about attacking non toaster using people to be one of the end crowds. If you don't have the finances of an Alex, a Jeff, or even a Chris, your victim may come after you legally, and it would be a shame if you lost. Try to show people some form of respect because we can all be human in the end. If someone threatens your bread, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself but be careful to pick your battles.

Everyone stays safe.