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Allow me to answer this in the style of Mr. Sox from the Pantheon thread:

Everyone is familiar with how the toast setting works, and what it means, and it's not a very good thing. I heard everyone loves a good ole Californian investigation. Line up the toast, and see how it comes out. But wait, the toast doesn't go in the toaster as toast, it starts as bread...The mere accusation of toast starting as toast is for a lifetime even though they were proven to be innocent.

On an interesting side note, it depends on the model of toaster, but 50 million versions give you just as many answers. They will burn thru the bread if the settings are too high, and then good luck getting that toast out in one piece. It'll be harder than when you accidentally put a pop tart in sideways and it just falls apart.

My closing thoughts:

I caution you to think twice about attacking non toaster using people to be one of the end crowds. If you don't have the finances of an Alex, a Jeff, or even a Chris, your victim may come after you legally, and it would be a shame if you lost. Try to show people some form of respect because we can all be human in the end. If someone threatens your bread, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself but be careful to pick your battles.

Everyone stays safe.
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Mushroom day today, eh?

Kiss the lizard / burn the soul
 
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If one could fill up a balloon with only farts, and left it full for a few days and then popped it, would it would still smell like farts?
 
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If one could fill up a balloon with only farts, and left it full for a few days and then popped it, would it would still smell like farts?
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OK, so if you're on the starship Enterprise, then all the food you eat comes from replicators. And the replicators just use some replicator "goo" and transform that goo into whatever you want to eat, as long as the recipe is known, or you can explain it to the computer. So, no animals or anything die in the making of the food on your plate. Therefore, what is to stop you from ordering, say, a hamburger made from human meat for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone died? Or, if you're not quite a sicko, order dodo egg for breakfast, a rhino steak for lunch, and fried bald eagle for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone killed anything to make them? I'd expect entire restaurants focussed on finding things to replicate that you could never do in real life.
 
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Can I change the toast setting while the toaster is actively toasting or do I need to stop it and restart it?
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Yes. This is how I figure out new toasters. I watch with a flashlight until the toast gets where I like it, then slowly adjust down until it pops up. Mark that spot and subsequent toastings are perfect.
 
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OK, so if you're on the starship Enterprise, then all the food you eat comes from replicators. And the replicators just use some replicator "goo" and transform that goo into whatever you want to eat, as long as the recipe is known, or you can explain it to the computer. So, no animals or anything die in the making of the food on your plate. Therefore, what is to stop you from ordering, say, a hamburger made from human meat for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone died? Or, if you're not quite a sicko, order dodo egg for breakfast, a rhino steak for lunch, and fried bald eagle for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone killed anything to make them? I'd expect entire restaurants focussed on finding things to replicate that you could never do in real life.
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While not quite that exotic, I went on a kick of trying different animal meats for a while. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that we don't raise cows/pigs/chicken because they were initially the easiest to domesticate/farm (my previous assumption). We figured out how to farm them because they were the tastiest.

(Whale being the possible exception since they would have been tricky to farm. I bet we could make it happen today though! Whale farming is even a win for vegans. Just think of how many people you could feed per animal killed!)
 
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While not quite that exotic, I went on a kick of trying different animal meats for a while. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that we don't raise cows/pigs/chicken because they were initially the easiest to domesticate/farm (my previous assumption). We figured out how to farm them because they were the tastiest.

(Whale being the possible exception since they would have been tricky to farm. I bet we could make it happen today though! Whale farming is even a win for vegans. Just think of how many people you could feed per animal killed!)
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In the series upload they had a rich fuck who got off on eating endangered animals. That's pretty much exactly what I said. If they tasted good, they wouldn't be endangered.
 
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Control said:
While not quite that exotic, I went on a kick of trying different animal meats for a while. Eventually, I came to the conclusion that we don't raise cows/pigs/chicken because they were initially the easiest to domesticate/farm (my previous assumption). We figured out how to farm them because they were the tastiest.

(Whale being the possible exception since they would have been tricky to farm. I bet we could make it happen today though! Whale farming is even a win for vegans. Just think of how many people you could feed per animal killed!)
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Also shark.
 
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OK, so if you're on the starship Enterprise, then all the food you eat comes from replicators. And the replicators just use some replicator "goo" and transform that goo into whatever you want to eat, as long as the recipe is known, or you can explain it to the computer. So, no animals or anything die in the making of the food on your plate. Therefore, what is to stop you from ordering, say, a hamburger made from human meat for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone died? Or, if you're not quite a sicko, order dodo egg for breakfast, a rhino steak for lunch, and fried bald eagle for dinner? I mean, it's not as if anyone killed anything to make them? I'd expect entire restaurants focussed on finding things to replicate that you could never do in real life.
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To take this one step further...that replicator goo has to come from somewhere, right? More than likely their poop is being broken down into its component molecules and then fed back into the replicators to make more food, which is then pooped out and recycled, etc. So replicators are just changing the flavor and texture of poo.
 
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To take this one step further...that replicator goo has to come from somewhere, right? More than likely their poop is being broken down into its component molecules and then fed back into the replicators to make more food, which is then pooped out and recycled, etc. So replicators are just changing the flavor and texture of poo.
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They don't use the bathroom in star trek. My theory is that they have specialized teleporters designed to remove the poop and piss and that's used as raw material for the food. The assholes in the Star trek universe must be cleaner and a porn star's. I bet the girls give up anal easily too as no one knows what else that butthole is for.


EDIT: DON'T use the bathroom in star trek
 
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To take this one step further...that replicator goo has to come from somewhere, right? More than likely their poop is being broken down into its component molecules and then fed back into the replicators to make more food, which is then pooped out and recycled, etc. So replicators are just changing the flavor and texture of poo.
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This is the shitty version, literally, of "everyone's made of stardust".
 
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Speaking more of poo, I just got a shitty summer job and while spending some quality time on the shitter something dawned on me. Lots of people have their preferred seat in office canteens or lunch rooms, and the same must apply to toilets. So if your place of work has multiple toilets or stalls, and you have your favourite stall to use, then others who work there probably also have the same toilet as their favourite stall, so that means you have a potty buddy who you share the same love for a particular work loo with. Next time you're dropping of a little gift on the company dime on your fav shitter, take a moment to think who might also prefer to warm that seat with their (hairy) bum.
 
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Speaking more of poo, I just got a shitty summer job and while spending some quality time on the shitter something dawned on me. Lots of people have their preferred seat in office canteens or lunch rooms, and the same must apply to toilets. So if your place of work has multiple toilets or stalls, and you have your favourite stall to use, then others who work there probably also have the same toilet as their favourite stall, so that means you have a potty buddy who you share the same love for a particular work loo with. Next time you're dropping of a little gift on the company dime on your fav shitter, take a moment to think who might also prefer to warm that seat with their (hairy) bum.
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That's why we write on the walls. Leave a little joke. A drawing. Whatever. It's like a "sup?" to your potty buddies.
 
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The critical failure of Taco Bell is that in order to put hot sauce on the "food", you have to see inside what you're about to eat.
 
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The critical failure of Taco Bell is that in order to put hot sauce on the "food", you have to see inside what you're about to eat.
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I squirt a little sauce on each bite as I'm eating it.
 
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