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Wtf do all the bats live? So I go for a walk every evening. See lots of bats flying around, easily a few dozen on the 2-3 mile walk.

But ive literally never seen a bat any other time. Ive never seen them roosting in trees or under a porch or anything. And this is in the middle of Phoenix so there arent any caves or cliff sides for them to fuck off to.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Wtf do all the bats live? So I go for a walk every evening. See lots of bats flying around, easily a few dozen on the 2-3 mile walk.

But ive literally never seen a bat any other time. Ive never seen them roosting in trees or under a porch or anything. And this is in the middle of Phoenix so there arent any caves or cliff sides for them to fuck off to.
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They migrate back and forth to Gotham.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Wtf do all the bats live? So I go for a walk every evening. See lots of bats flying around, easily a few dozen on the 2-3 mile walk.

But ive literally never seen a bat any other time. Ive never seen them roosting in trees or under a porch or anything. And this is in the middle of Phoenix so there arent any caves or cliff sides for them to fuck off to.
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But you think bats are?
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Wtf do all the bats live? So I go for a walk every evening. See lots of bats flying around, easily a few dozen on the 2-3 mile walk.

But ive literally never seen a bat any other time. Ive never seen them roosting in trees or under a porch or anything. And this is in the middle of Phoenix so there arent any caves or cliff sides for them to fuck off to.
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As a former tile roofer, I can guarantee there are some living in peoples roofs.
 
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Some attics will have hundreds of bats. At dusk they just start dropping out from the roof eaves or around the soffit and fly away to go hunting.
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Wtf do all the bats live? So I go for a walk every evening. See lots of bats flying around, easily a few dozen on the 2-3 mile walk.

But ive literally never seen a bat any other time. Ive never seen them roosting in trees or under a porch or anything. And this is in the middle of Phoenix so there arent any caves or cliff sides for them to fuck off to.
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I don't think you understand what tight spaces they prefer to live. Look at the dimensions of a bat house. The roosting chambers are usually between .75" and 2" wide.


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Millennials ate a ridiculous amount of microwaved food, but are aging suspiciously well. Maybe the secret to eternal youth was just Hot Pockets all along.
 
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