Girls who broke your heart thread

kegkilla said:

in this post, lithose attempts to take attention away from the fact the he has been physically manhandled by a woman.

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I"ve never posted a personal experience in this thread. You"d know that Keg, but you can"t read because the fucking glare from your girlfriends teeth is blinding.

and here we see lithose turning his inner feelings of anger and shame outward towards tenks.

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It"s okay bro..Keep trying to put that post where your an expert as subduing flailing women behind you.

TheCutlery said:

What the fuck happened to this thread?

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That ^ is what happened

Keg...Gangsta" Keg...

If you actually know the mouth girl, tell her about $350 in Botox (or Dysport, it"s cheaper but doesn"t last as long) will fix that gum issue she has. It"s cheaper for less severe cases, but hers would take a lot of units - enough to double what I put in 3 zones on my face.

Make sure she goes to a real doctor for it or bad shit can happen (same thing that happens to women with frozen faces).

If you don"t know her, you should hunt her down and pass on this info. She"d be pretty cute without the whole gummy thing.

Lithose said:

Yeah bro, you hard.

You know, I have seen a lot of E-thugs, but I have to say...You and Keg are the only two that are actually trying to make their name by showing how tough they are against women.

And the reason people are making fun of two of you is because these posts have been about how the Police react, even when it"s the woman who is violent. You skipped that and only read "woman is violent" and saw it as an opportunity to show off how tough you are by throwing out how you took a haymaker from a girl, as if that fight was some battle that your faggot ass could be proud of. No one cares if you can take a punch from a woman, you fairies...If that"s something your proud of, it says a lot about what huge pussies you both are.

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If I wanted to act like I was hard I"m pretty sure saying "I can beat up a woman" is the anti-way of going about this

Tenks said:

If I wanted to act like I was hard I"m pretty sure saying "I can beat up a woman" is the anti-way of going about this

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So you admit you"re a fairy? Good to know.

I went out with some Korean girl tonight. Shortly after we met she was kinda touching her mouth. I didn"t see what she was touching before she started rambling on about being tired and busy at work lately. At the end she says, "...sometimes when that happens I get herpes."

Later I had to tell her how we don"t call a cold sore herpes.

Dabamf said:

Later I had to tell her how we don"t call a cold sore herpes.

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What do you call a cold sore?

ToeMissile said:

Her teeth look about the right size, she just has a big mouth/wiiiide smile

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Bad tooth to gum ratio. Not quite Gina Davis, but close.

Dabamf said:

Later I had to tell her how we don"t call a cold sore herpes.

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Uhm. Uh. Yeah. That"s herpes.

Face AIDS.

In Dabamfs desperation he tries to convince himself that herpes are something else because a girl finally fell for the subway trick.

Well...crap guys. Apparently hitting on every girl I am even remotely interested in pays off. You get rejected a lot but it doesn"t even hurt a little when you"ve been cheated on in a marriage. Like not even a sting.

So even though I"m almost unanimously declared the biggest loser dude on this board, with few life skills and still looking for a job, I have 2 girls interested in me. And today or tomorrow I"m hitting up one the girls" houses for a movie and...I don"t know what else because I am new at this.

I"ve found that you just have to find some girl who got played by some douche guy. Like, one of you guys that "slays pussy" and doesn"t call back. Or even a girl who got cheated on like I did.

And both girls are freaking beautiful, to boot. I think I have like a 6% success rate right now for asking people out, but 6% > 0. It only takes one yes to make it all worth it, and I got two. Huzzah!

Aamina said:

And both girls are freaking beautiful, to boot.

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Do not put the pussy on a pedestal.

But yes in general you"ll be surprised how just taking some initiative can work out in your favor. However, using your 6% success rate, that means you"ve asked out approximately 30-35 girls. Simmer down there. Not to mention that I just picture you continually bringing up the ex with your dates, and them running away screaming (or calling the police).

Eomer said:

Do not put the pussy on a pedestal.

But yes in general you"ll be surprised how just taking some initiative can work out in your favor. However, using your 6% success rate, that means you"ve asked out approximately 30-35 girls. Simmer down there.Not to mention that I just picture you continually bringing up the ex with your dates, and them running away screaming (or calling the police).

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Bolded for truth. For the purpose of a date, your ex doesn"t exist.

Or better yet, bring up your ex a bunch then post about the epic failure for our lols.