Girls who broke your heart thread

Trexmussen said:

exciting.com! Love you, mean dem.

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I read your posts with a Rastafarian accent.

001001102 said:

She says she"s not really looking for anything atm. Too much on her plate between 12 hours of graduate classes, studying for the CMA, and work. Which is understandable.

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So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".

Grumpus said:

So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".

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Yeah. I pretty much took it to mean that I"m not what she"s looking for at the moment. No great loss.

Soygen said:

For Aamina it was OnlyFapDecade.

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This quote deserves some kind of award.

Grumpus said:

So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".

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Exactly, that"s how he knows that he is in the friendzone.

And yea, if you like a girl you "should" approach her within the first 3 seconds of noticing her and begin flirting/creating sexual tension within the first 3 minutes, if you"ve known her for 6 months, you blew your shot by several orders of magnitude.

Drinsic said:

YES

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Wakandan, you knew he was lurkin.

It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.

Aamina said:

It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.

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Bro, with nothing else in life, everything revolves around dick and fart jokes. Piss and scat jokes are just one level up.

Aamina said:

It"s hard to not read up on how manly everyone is with peeing in butts and scat. You guys do so well without any content.

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You are just #jelly because you"d never have the balls to try and pee in a girls butt.

(Am I doing this thread right?)

opiate82 said:

You are just #jelly because you"d never have the balls to try and pee in a girls butt.

(Am I doing this thread right?)

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Bro, totes. You are a #winner because you got that shit right.nl

What? No. Aamina, tell us all about these erotic cuddling exploits.

Grumpus said:

I read your posts with a Rastafarian accent.

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Ah, reelee? Das cool, mon.

001001102, good job being a man. totes proud of you. sorry for her loss.

Nah, you guys got a good thing going here. Fingers, penises, and urine inside anuses. Just keep going.

Guys, don"t be mean to Aamina. We"re stuck with Kuriin"s ass stories otherwise.

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