GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

Noodleface_sl said:

How could you like Walder Frey? Besides the Red Wedding he basically just sits there producing retarded ugly children.

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Waldorf Frey?

Heroes? Bran's company is more like a convoy of homeless people, they even have a mentally retarded guy and a dog.

Dany isn't ever going to reach westeros, Victarion is going to steal her dragons and she's going to shit her pants in the desert.

Yeah, superimportant character added in 4th book is definitely going to be a dragonrider.

Like Aegon?

chaos_sl said:

Like Aegon?

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Exactly. The only way Aegon is going to ride a dragon is in its belly. Slayer of lies.

I'd be surprised if Jojen met such a boring end. They said it was weirwood paste, nothing more or less. And weirwood is already some freaky-deaky shit. Jojen aint dead, I'd bet on it. Not yet anyway.

Hodor would make some fine bacon tho.

Hodor? Hodor! HoDOR!! HODORHODORHOD-

Victarion will die before Dany, and most likely at the hands of Dany and her dragons.

All you gay pirate-Victarion lovers need to go rub one out to Pirates of the Caribbean and accept the fact that Dany is going to kick some ass when she gets back with her hoard of Dothraki screamers.

Until Arya murders her and shapeshifts into Dany.

The true threat are the dragons. Bran will mind control the white walkers to defend Westeros from Dany's hellspawn and preserve the status quo. M. Night will direct the movie that replaces season 8 of the show.

Agraza_sl said:

The true threat are the dragons. Bran will mind control the white walkers to defend Westeros from Dany's hellspawn and preserve the status quo. M. Night will direct the movie that replaces season 8 of the show.

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and Jayden Smith will star as a face-shifted, assassin Arya who finally learns that danger is real, but fear is a choice.

Also mermen.

McCheese_sl said:

and Jayden Smith will star as a face-shifted, assassin Arya who finally learns that danger is real, but fear is a choice.

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Then the last paragraph in the series will be Ned Stark waking up in Winterfell on the morning Robert Broatheon arrives.

CREDITS

Lemmiwinks_sl said:

Then the last paragraph in the series will be Ned Stark waking up in Winterfell on the morning Robert Broatheon arrives.

CREDITS

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FINAL DESTINATION 6

No, final episode will be Sean Bean waking up in LOTR, realizing GoT was a delusion brought about by the orc arrows in his body. As he dies, remarking at the futility of life and acting roles where he doesn't die,he wakes up on a plane next to Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page, suddenly overcome by an urge to do a 3rd Silent Hill movie.

Maester Chuk_sl said:

Ok then why wasnt syrio's head riding a pike along with the nanny and ned? Dude is alive and if he isnt jaqen then hes somewhere else.

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Joffery: "Sansa, now you have finished looking at your Father and Nanny's heads, gasp at your sister's recently hired dancing teacher whom you have never met!".

Why the fuck would anyone give a shit about him? He is a big deal to you, but not to Joffery and Sansa and the pike scene was from her point of view.

So who was george bush's head supposed to be?

Jojen is dead, Aegon is riding Rhaegal into the dance and Victarion is Dany's new admiral.

Lol, WRONG! George bush head is not ned. There are other heads on pikes besides ned and the septa. Other heads that arent syrio's. Dude is still alive.