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I lived in Santa Cruz back in 2008 and I loved it there. I am from the South Oregon Coast and all but I really dug living in Santa Cruz. I'd live there again if it became possible. But even 80 miles from the Bay Area you need to be making quite a penny to get any kind of house. The prices all over CA are honestly ludicrous.
 
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Summer fruit wine is my woman's request. Never done it before but it's currently fermenting in the second bathroom as it requires a lower temperature (68-72) for some reason. Wine had some kind of concentrated starter (mix starter with 4 gallons of pure water) I put into a 5 gallon glass wide mouth carboy with a pack of wine yeast. It will take 6-8 weeks to drink.

The cider however is absurdly easy. Buy some pure apple juice or cider. Preferably in the gallon containers. You need real deal here as you're looking for a specific sugar content. Then just get some cider yeast for $0.99 and some stoppers and airlocks and put them on the top. Wait a few weeks and you have a nice dry summer cider that is excellent when chilled. Minus the juice the investment in equipment is under $10.
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Friend of mine who brews his own stuff made a batch of this; organic apple juice and maple syrup for the sugar, iirc he used a belgian yeast lp400 maybe.
 
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Yeah that think looked ready to attack. At least in that case it's easy to tell a pest removal service where the animal is exactly.

I was half expecting a bees nest.
 
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City folk idiots. Possums don't really attack shit. They are the up there with stupidest animal ever. But if you touched it you'd obviously have got your ass bit.
 
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that grill looks like it's been abandoned for 5 years, those Possums have squatter rights.
 
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City folk idiots. Possums don't really attack shit. They are the up there with stupidest animal ever. But if you touched it you'd obviously have got your ass bit.
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I assume any mother threatened like that would attack. We all knew it was a possum lol
 
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I never questioned if you knew what it was. Just that possums don't really attack anything... they're just too retarded. I picked one up one time as a kid and it didn't even try to bite me just sat there with its mouth opening hoping I would let it go. This is after I just walked up to it. Never once did it try to just run away.

Which I did then it walked away slowly into some ferns lol. Didn't even look back at me like a cat or something would.
 
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Possums are the cockroaches of mammals, fuckers are only good at making babies and becoming road kill. I swear you can't drive 1/2 a mile in South Jersey without seeing a splattered possum.
 
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Possums are the cockroaches of mammals, fuckers are only good at making babies and becoming road kill. I swear you can't drive 1/2 a mile in South Jersey without seeing a splattered possum.
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Don't hate on possums!

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Possums are the cockroaches of mammals, fuckers are only good at making babies and becoming road kill. I swear you can't drive 1/2 a mile in South Jersey without seeing a splattered possum.
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They are marsupials fool.
 
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They are marsupials fool.
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mar·su·pi·al
[märˈso͞opēəl]


NOUN

  1. a mammal of an order whose members are born incompletely developed and are typically carried and suckled in a pouch on the mother's belly. Marsupials are found mainly in Australia and New Guinea, although three families, including the opossums, live in America.
 
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