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I tend to put regular red radishes in it, sliced on the julienne grater and carrots as well. I don't think it changes the flavor or texture that much, but the flecks of color in it are nice.
 
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I tend to put regular red radishes in it, sliced on the julienne grater and carrots as well. I don't think it changes the flavor or texture that much, but the flecks of color in it are nice.
Yeah we'll do regular radish too, but sometimes if we're having other people over, they don't care for radish, and I find the daikon is milder and people don't typically notice it but I do enjoy it.

I'm also perfectly fine slicing up radishes and eating them with salt and pepper if I'm having cheese and crackers. Kohlrabi is also a winner, but sometimes it's tough to find. Haven't ever put it into a slaw but I would imagine it would be really good too. I just hate one that gets so goopy and slimy or overly sweet. Should be lightly dressed, but still crunchy, and you can't go wrong with whatever sweet herbs you've got available like cilantro or basil.
 
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Made something I've never tried this evening. We got a stupid squash plant in our garden that must be an incel because it's only producing male flowers, although we've gotten to squash off of it, but with all of the rain yesterday we had like 15 flowers.

Decided to do stuffed squash blossoms. Had a tub of ricotta, some Gorgonzola, little bit of Parmesan, and some basil from the garden. Added a little lemon zest, salt and pepper, red pepper flake, found some smoked paprika. Flour and cornstarch batter, and just shallow fried in the wok. Drizzle of balsamic glaze and a spritz of lemon. They were pretty good, but I was kind of hoping I was going to taste more of the actual blossom. I don't know if it depends upon what type of squash or zucchini plant your growing where you get a different flavor, but the whole thing was pretty fun experiment and the wife enjoyed it.

Plus we were using up stuff that we pretty much had on hand, and the flowers were going to go to waste because they weren't going to produce anything on the vine. They weren't really huge blossoms, but I wonder if dicing up some precooked pancetta or bacon and adding it into the cheese mixture, or even just like a link of Italian sausage would work.

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I think refried like 9 or 10 of them, and we're just kind of nibbling on them as they were cooling off.
 
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Wife wanted bulk thin cut onions for a burger party, so we got a mandolin for slicing. Mega-genius me cut the tip off my middle finger in the first 10 seconds. Goddamn thing bled for almost an hour, then we spent 20 minutes finding my fingertip in the onions so we didn't accidentally feed it to someone. FML.
 
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Wife wanted bulk thin cut onions for a burger party, so we got a mandolin for slicing. Mega-genius me cut the tip off my middle finger in the first 10 seconds. Goddamn thing bled for almost an hour, then we spent 20 minutes finding my fingertip in the onions so we didn't accidentally feed it to someone. FML.
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Wife wanted bulk thin cut onions for a burger party, so we got a mandolin for slicing. Mega-genius me cut the tip off my middle finger in the first 10 seconds. Goddamn thing bled for almost an hour, then we spent 20 minutes finding my fingertip in the onions so we didn't accidentally feed it to someone. FML.
You don't ever fuck around with a mandolin. You're basically just running stuff against a razor.
 
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You don't ever fuck around with a mandolin. You're basically just running stuff against a razor.
the most i ever use a non knife for now is the box grater for shredded carrots and the zoodle machine, i put away the deli slicer (it was a pain to clean up anyway), and if i just freeze meat for 10mins i can get translucent cuts anyway, but i won't have a mandolin in my house.
 

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They will definitely eat your fingers, and the little safety thing that some of them come with is a joke, nearly impossible to use in an efficient manner. You just have to pay attention and stop before you get to fingers.

Of course I have also made bloody onions with a knife before trying to dice super fast like they do on the cooking shows.
 
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They will definitely eat your fingers, and the little safety thing that some of them come with is a joke, nearly impossible to use in an efficient manner. You just have to pay attention and stop before you get to fingers.

Of course I have also made bloody onions with a knife before trying to dice super fast like they do on the cooking shows.

Master Chef many years ago, when they were in the habit of showing you the mass audition widdle down process, before the "real" competition- they did onions, they got judges on uniformity, efficiency (time) etc. it turned into a mash up of people just raising their hands for the medic lol... I do not think that is what they intended.
 
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Master Chef many years ago, when they were in the habit of showing you the mass audition widdle down process, before the "real" competition- they did onions, they got judges on uniformity, efficiency (time) etc. it turned into a mash up of people just raising their hands for the medic lol... I do not think that is what they intended.
naw, that makes for great tv

look at this the "chef" teaches them how to slice and dice and he introduces the horizontal crosscut, that is what slices everyone
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gordon also teaches this ancient way of dicing

come on chef jean show us how it's done w/o cutting yourself for no reason
 
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I do onions the way chef JP tells me - never really thought about it- then did it his way one time, it was great.. now it is how it is.

Oh...its the video you posted hahahaha yes
 

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I do onions the way chef JP tells me - never really thought about it- then did it his way one time, it was great.. now it is how it is.

Oh...its the video you posted hahahaha yes
yea when i was w/ friends at airbnb, she was gonna dice an onion and i ran to stop her cuz i had sharpened the airbnb knife, all airbnb knives are trash so i brought my field sharpener w/ me
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i knew she was gonna cut herself cuz she wouldn't be use to the sharpness

i asked her to show me how she was gonna cut, and yea she was gonna use a horizontal cut
 

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Been doing these beercan chickens a lot lately.

They freeze really well (along with ribs). So I smoke up some stuff every Sunday and its been efficient meal prep for the fam. These cook in < 3 hours so its nice.

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Also bought one of these. Fun to make a basket of air fryer fries in like 20 minutes. Not bad either.
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