Happy White Male Nationalism Day! (4th of July)

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Gutterflesh

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UK buddy calls the 4th of July “Treason Day“. Every 4th I flood his phone with Team America shit like below.

It’s become a tradition of sorts for us.

 
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Borzak

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"Music" spoilerered. Yes I fly the American flag every day.

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Borzak

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In AK saw them all over. In places like Homer they're all over town in the garbage and such.
 

Gravel

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Hope you all had an American 4th.

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MusicForFish

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Experiencing 4th of July a different way than the last few years and needed to point a few things out.
#1. You've made me love the smell of gunpowder and explosive chemical gas.
#2 I like how every yard has drunken Merica trying to one up each other with repetitively louder explosions as the night passes.
#3 This is why I love this country. This shit brings everyone together.

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Bandwagon

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My woman, whom I went to K-12 with, told a neighbor yesterday "[Bandwagon] loves the 4th. He used to legitimately scare people when we were younger" and it's the nicest thing she's ever said about me.
 
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Nija

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BACK! I love the juxtaposition on my facebook between my CA friends and my AR friends.

No pictures necessary for the CA side. People saying how they love their neighbors because nobody shot off any fireworks and burned anything down. It's so dry, please don't shoot off fireworks! "I'm glad the fireworks displays were cancelled, it's a racist holiday".

Meanwhile, Arkansas, true fucking Americans that let their 12 year olds go out there and tip over some huge ass firework. "Didn't die last night but it wasn't due to a lack of effort!"

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So glad to be where I am now.
 
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