42 pills requiring honey thick restrictions? OK. Lets put either a GTube in or a NGTube in. ;-)
Had a patient come in yesterday with chief complaint of "growth on penis". I was thinking to myself, "Are you kidding me?" then I see that this guy is in his 90s. Glove up, retract his foreskin, and the largest fucking growth pops up after I retract all of the foreskin. I asked the caregiver and the patient, "When did you first notice this?" - a week ago. I ask the patient, "Do you ever retract your foreskin to clean?" and he's like no.
smh
Show it to the doc and she's like, uh yeah, that looks like a squamous cell carcinoma which has likely been there for over a year.
PEOPLE WITH FORESKIN. PLEASE CLEAN THAT SHIT.