"I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

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B_Mizzle

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Actually talked with her tonight. I can barely fucking type this. I could literally stab her to death. I know this is a stupid thing to write, but holy fuck. My vision keeps making everything all bright, and I'm breathing faster than shit. If she knocked on my door right now I would stab her 500 times, and then jump up and down on her fucking body until it was paste. I've never been this mad in my entire life, just shaking all over mad. Holy fuck. I'm not acting on anything, I'm going to calm down, and I'm going to go to sleep, and I'm going to wake up in a few hours and play some final fantasy and not think about it.

Suffice it to say, I don't have the title. She's intent on the only way I'm getting it back is showing up at the entrance to her gated community with $200. I'm fine with that. At this point fuck it, I'm literally willing to get stabbed over this, I'm so fucking mad. However, friends in Vegas are not willing to help, friends here are busy. So, the only way this happens is if I drive up alone, and meet her at night. I'm serious that part of me is fucking fine with that, I'm so mad. If it was a 10 minute drive I would be headed there now. Everyone telling me not to do it, plus the part of my brain thats not INSANE right now, is stopping me, but FUCKING FUCK.

And she quoted Jesus at me. Fucking religious shit, which just angers me more. Told me I need to break bread like Jesus said. I have no idea what the fuck that means other than some fucking piece of shit sub human.... I have no idea. I want her to fucking die right now.
FUCK.
Sounds like you need Jesus right now. Your about to make a stupid decision and either A: Get killed/robbed/beaten to a pulp, B: Commit a felony against this woman and get bent over by someone with a Jesus tattoo on his arm while you sit in prison for a few years. You need to calm down. No need to rush something like this, because you really limited your options in the first place by making poor decisions. Wait a few days or whatever it takes so you can meet this woman with your friends present and have them handle the business so you don't have to talk with the woman and get yourself in trouble.
 

Dabamf_sl

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Offering her $50-100 extra to meet in a public place was a great suggestion. You know shes full of shit if she refuses, because no one wouldnt agree to a slight inconvenience for $50-100.

I don't rreally understand what's in it for them if they're scamming. They cant get the car forcefully returned to them because you have the law on your side. sucks all this happened and that these subhumans exist. Not worth the oxygen they consume
 

Alex

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At first I feel for this Wakandan but now I think he said sum stupid shit to the bitch and now he paying for it.
This guy's from the streets.

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Loser Araysar

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Actually talked with her tonight. I can barely fucking type this. I could literally stab her to death. I know this is a stupid thing to write, but holy fuck. My vision keeps making everything all bright, and I'm breathing faster than shit. If she knocked on my door right now I would stab her 500 times, and then jump up and down on her fucking body until it was paste. I've never been this mad in my entire life, just shaking all over mad. Holy fuck. I'm not acting on anything, I'm going to calm down, and I'm going to go to sleep, and I'm going to wake up in a few hours and play some final fantasy and not think about it.

Suffice it to say, I don't have the title. She's intent on the only way I'm getting it back is showing up at the entrance to her gated community with $200. I'm fine with that. At this point fuck it, I'm literally willing to get stabbed over this, I'm so fucking mad. However, friends in Vegas are not willing to help, friends here are busy. So, the only way this happens is if I drive up alone, and meet her at night. I'm serious that part of me is fucking fine with that, I'm so mad. If it was a 10 minute drive I would be headed there now. Everyone telling me not to do it, plus the part of my brain thats not INSANE right now, is stopping me, but FUCKING FUCK.

And she quoted Jesus at me. Fucking religious shit, which just angers me more. Told me I need to break bread like Jesus said. I have no idea what the fuck that means other than some fucking piece of shit sub human.... I have no idea. I want her to fucking die right now.
FUCK.

Do it, bro. Bring a gun for protection and dont hesitate to use it.
 

Famm

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Offering the extra to meet attitlemaxis an interesting idea if nothing else. Would like to know how she responds to that.

The bodyguard is a half decent idea too. I actually think you should see if a local police department would spare someone to come oversee the transaction, or let you do it at their parking lot with an officer nearby to be a witness. Cops might freak them out, either if you try to plan it or definitely if you just show up with one. At least the bodyguard dude would be able to roll with you incognito and just look like a friend tagging along. Not sure how protected you are from getting in trouble though if some serious shit DOES go down and the bodyguard fucked someone up. I'd assume he would know not to start anything unless they were 100% first, but who knows. I'm not sure how stable people selling bodyguard services on CL are in the first place. Could easily see that being a juiced up bodybuilder, thug lyfe street guy, or just a fucking psycho ex-military person.

I know you were too pissed to talk last night, but why don't you at least try to alter the location? Ask why you should believe she won't keep dicking you around, not unreasonable to bring it up.

Is she still saying the money is to compensate for her tag fines? Are you driving the car or is it just sitting? Did you get the other stuff on it fixed and get it inspected already?
 

Chris

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Meet in a cafe in a busy public place and ask to see the fine; Then pay it and get the title or leave. Check with lawyer first to see if there is anythign extra you can do.
 

Famm

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Eh, fuck asking to see the fine, I don't blame you for being willing to just pay for the title in hand at this point. Don't forget to make sure its signed over too, heh.
 

Hoss

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Unless she specifically tells you to bring cash, pay with a check. If she bitches about it, explain you are afraid her boyfriend was trying to set up a mugging. Then cancel the check on the way home. Is that illegal?
 

BrotherWu

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How is this not extortion? Talk to a detective. Keep asking around until you get a hold of someone willing to do their job.
 

iannis

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Police have already told him they don't want to get involved in what amounts to him making a shady deal with known criminals. I mean it's Nevada. The police would probably never do anything else if they investigated every extortion charge that was made.

Kinda like how it's "good fucking luck" pressing a sexual assault charge in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, or pressing drug charges in the Keys during spring break, or vandalism charges in any city large enough to harbor grafitti artists.
 

BrotherWu

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Police have already told him they don't want to get involved in what amounts to him making a shady deal with known criminals. I mean it's Nevada. The police would probably never do anything else if they investigated every extortion charge that was made.

Kinda like how it's "good fucking luck" pressing a sexual assault charge in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, or pressing drug charges in the Keys during spring break, or vandalism charges in any city large enough to harbor grafitti artists.
How was it a shady deal on his part? He got scammed and is now being extorted. I know the donut muncher at the front desk said buzz off. She was running interference. He needs to try to get through to a detective. If you present yourself as a normal human being, they sometimes are willing to take a look into something.

Much better plan than going Outlander with your D&D bros.
 

iannis

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Oh that's just what the cops said. The donut muncher at the front desk speaks for the detectives. I think it's a shady deal because he didn't go to carmax is the general drift. He's tried that already, is all.

In all reality even if he does get a detective to look at this deal, and even if the detective does find clear evidence that this is extortion what does that mean for onoes? It means a year in court, the boyfriend might go back to jail maybe but probably not for parole violation (or maybe not, he may not be paroled), and onoes is still left with a car that he can't drive.

What the detective won't do is strongarm this woman into giving onoes the title on the spot and then walk away. That's just not what they do. A magistrate might do that (and onoes has looked into that too), but all a detective is going to do is start a criminal court process which onoes wouldn't benefit from.

I mean shit, it might be a better system if that is how it worked. But that's what the donut muncher was saying. They're not in the business of enforcing craigslist contracts.
 

BrutulTM

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If you can get out of this deal for $200 it's money well spent. I would ask her to meet in a public place and there's no reason that she should object to that, it's safer for both of you. It's hard to swallow your pride and let her get away with something, but from a rational standpoint there's no way you're going to get out of this deal better than that and it's very unlikely you will get screwed further with this deal as long as it's in a public place. I think it's clear that the legal system has nothing for you so it makes sense to just get out of it and get on with your life.
 

Fifey

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If you can get out of this deal for $200 it's money well spent. I would ask her to meet in a public place and there's no reason that she should object to that, it's safer for both of you. It's hard to swallow your pride and let her get away with something, but from a rational standpoint there's no way you're going to get out of this deal better than that and it's very unlikely you will get screwed further with this deal as long as it's in a public place.
Also, don't give her the 200 bucks until you see the title. Normally that's common sense, but since it's come this far I feel it's necessary to say.
 

Pemulis

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Wipe your ass with the bills or at least beat off on them and let it dry first
 

OneofOne

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Pfft small timer. Rub them on poison oak or something, stick them in an envelope, and hope the deal works out.
 

Soygen

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Walter White that bitch with some ricin. Bitches love ricin.
 
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