Calbiyum
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lollllll j52. The i and u key are right next to each other maybe j52 has fat fingers hmm hehe
J49: An Erotic Life
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iannis
Musty Nester
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Hrm. You know. For 50k a year I think she'll probably put up with you, J.
For at least another year or two. I'm really not tryin to be a dick here -- but if I were you I wouldn't expect once the kids are into their teens to still be married to this woman. She will leave you once that obligation is sorted.
For at least another year or two. I'm really not tryin to be a dick here -- but if I were you I wouldn't expect once the kids are into their teens to still be married to this woman. She will leave you once that obligation is sorted.
Nester
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You should consider some due diligence on this matter, would suck if your wife set up a double mortgage to bleed your equity prior to the eventual divorce. You sure put a lot of trust into someone you constantly betray.
Adebisi
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She's prolly suckin' dicks all day.
She just can't keep the dicks out of her mouth.
Dick dick dick
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You need to add a few dicks at the end of this to make it a functional haiku.
Brand
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Also the fact that all the running around is paid for in side deals and embezzlement. Not to mention the stress of having H on you? Didn't you do that once? I'd probably develop IBS if I was holding for my whore on the side.
Adebisi
Clump of Cells
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Suckin' dicks all day.
Can't keep the dicks out her mouth.
Dick dick dick dick dick
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StoiCynic
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Johnny53
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Brikker
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I think his kids are like 16/17 already. His wife has also probably been squirreling away a shit ton of that money, plus has side action.
Some dude who doesn't dump a gallon of cancer-jizz into her mouth during a 5 minute BJ is getting all that suck action.
Echuta
Golden Knight of the Realm
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Now you're just being mean. Don't drive him away.
Though if it's just a bunch of guys she doesn't care about, I'm sure that would be better than just one addict who she actually loved.
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So, wait a sec --
You're lying to your wife about many things, and they're things that actually matter. Not playing MMOs, or going to the bar, or whatever. You're unfaithful and you're not only proud of it, but you've actually convinced yourself that she is responsible for your infidelity. Okay, takes all types. Whatever. You're an adult, you make your own bed. The part that gets me, though, is this:
What fantasy world are you living in where you don't think that you haven't already fucked them up 10 ways from Sunday? Don't you think they see what you're up to? Or are you one of those parents that thinks something like "oh, they're just kids, they don't have any clue what's going on"? They probably know everything you're doing. If they don't know yet, they will. What's your plan for that one? Gonna teach them about frequenting them pizza places, bro?
I think they'd be better off roughing it without you and your money.
Calbiyum
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Yeah I really picure the morning ritual in their house them looking over some notes before class eating breakfast while he (using his avatar in this fantasy) sits around coloring in a book and asking them to pass them crayons.