J49: An Erotic Life

Frenzied Wombat · Nov 3, 2015

All the hookers should just move in and you can start your own progressive sitcom.

Adebisi · Nov 3, 2015

I thought you had a fake whore facebook account. How did they track you down, Johnny? The money transfers had your real name on em? Did she get into your wallet?

Quaid · Nov 3, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
I thought you had a fake whore facebook account. How did they track you down, Johnny? The money transfers had your real name on em? Did she get into your wallet?

The PI was hired by Capri's mom.

a_skeleton_02 · Nov 3, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
I thought you had a fake whore facebook account. How did they track you down, Johnny? The money transfers had your real name on em? Did she get into your wallet?

I think the Whore Facebook account probably was the same name as his real one it was probably more about feeding his narcissism than actually not getting caught.

a_skeleton_02 · Nov 3, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
All the hookers should just move in and you can start your own progressive sitcom.

isnt that how cults start? a single man surrounded by a group of addicted pliable women?

Replace religion with heroin and we got something going.

Punko · Nov 3, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
isnt that how cults start? a single man surrounded by a group of addicted pliable women?

Replace religion with heroin and we got something going.

plz bitch you can replace it with EQ and still have great success

see Ron Hubbard, if you donate to the cause I'll let you in on the deetz

Punko · Nov 3, 2015

Johnny49_sl said:
i was not done in by a PI, but rather my whores mother and facebook messenger, fuck you Mark Zuckerberg

this is why i don't have facebook

good luck man, at least you got this far

a_skeleton_02 · Nov 3, 2015

I went to an asian massage parlor for the first time ever yesterday. Why don't we have a thread for them?

Alkorin · Nov 3, 2015

Those Asians? Or is that too general?

Alkorin · Nov 3, 2015

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
All the hookers should just move in and you can start your own progressive sitcom.

This whole story has the makings of an incredible harem anime. Just a shade of darkness with the whole wife-finding-out-but-don't-wanna-upset-the-kids vibe going on. Now make one of the whores an alien and one of them some sort of demonic thing, and you've got a hit.

a_skeleton_02 · Nov 3, 2015

Alkorin_sl said:
Those Asians? Or is that too general?

too general I think we need a "I supported sex slavery and/or drug abuse" thread.

Kovaks · Nov 3, 2015

I'm pretty sure you are in that thread.

Alkorin · Nov 3, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
too general I think we need a "I supported sex slavery and/or drug abuse" thread.

Isn't there a HOF thread for that already? But hey, I guess Ravv isn't asian, so this is slightly different.

Nester · Nov 3, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
I went to an asian massage parlor for the first time ever yesterday. Why don't we have a thread for them?

Unless you pee'd in a butt its proabaly not noteworth enought for its own thread....prostitution is not exactly new.

khorum · Nov 3, 2015

Maybe he just discovered rubmaps.com.

a_skeleton_02 · Nov 3, 2015

khorum_sl said:
Maybe he just discovered rubmaps.com.

There's a place with a map of them? Fantastic!

This one was right next to my work, Best 14 year old I ever had!

Famm · Nov 3, 2015

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
I thought you had a fake whore facebook account. How did they track you down, Johnny? The money transfers had your real name on em? Did she get into your wallet?

I'm sure it was that Capri, being a motormouthed female, told her mom all about this shit and mom went to his Facebook to attack/contact him. Of course this is the same guy who never bothered to get a secret pay-as-you-go whore phone, but I think we knew in the past he had a separate dummy FB for whoring purposes.

Hoss · Nov 3, 2015

Punko_sl said:
this is why i don't have facebook

good luck man, at least you got this far

Because your whore's mom might find you? Is that really a concern of yours?

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
I went to an asian massage parlor for the first time ever yesterday. Why don't we have a thread for them?

Nice. I assume you got a happy ending. Did you get full service too?

radditsu · Nov 3, 2015

a_skeleton_02_sl said:
isnt that how cults start? a single man surrounded by a group of addicted pliable women?

Replace religion with heroin and we got something going.

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lurkingdirk · Nov 3, 2015

Alkorin_sl said:
This whole story has the makings of an incredible harem anime. Just a shade of darkness with the whole wife-finding-out-but-don't-wanna-upset-the-kids vibe going on. Now make one of the whores an alien and one of them some sort of demonic thing, and you've got a hit.

Add to it that Johnny's a vigilante who wears a mask and cleans up crime at night, and it could also be a movie franchise.

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