Poll Jeff Bezo's files for divorce. Trades in wife for tranny.

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Is Bezo's new latina a tranny?

  • Yes most definitely.

  • Most likely due to observed physical appearance and Bezo's SJW cuckness.

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Chukzombi

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True, but Dan B has "Fuck you, shut your fucking mouth" money. I bet he has contracts with all these women that stipulate you can't do gossipy shit or spend X amount of time on your phone per day or your contract is void and you get swapped out for a newer model.
is there enough money to shut ten bitches up? cuz you fucking know even if they promise to do so, if they see some other woman on screen at least half will argue how much they hate what she's wearing and the other half will argue agaisnt it. its literal ear cancer. i'd toss all those whores out and buy myself a giant pool table, build a man cave and invite men over to talk manly shit.
 
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Pops

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Using the C. Sheen pay scale, those millions go quick.
 
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BoozeCube

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He has an entourage of his bro friends and his house acts as like a frat house. He was saying he will have like 50 hoes to his 10 guy buds and since the bitches have to fight for attention and they aren’t used to it and don’t know what to do they all compete like the whores they are even the bone the ugliest of his dude bros. , you show a women a glimpse at money and she’ll take three dongs to the ass and two in the throat before letting go.
 
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Lanx

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Richest man in the world. Can't be bothered to have a secure texting app for his illicit messages. Shit is just dumb. It's like Tiger Woods all over again.

If I am the richest man in the world. Lord knows I'd be fucking around because hell yeah. I'd have a secretary I pay six figures and their only job is to arrange hookers for me and not draw attention to the wife.
he probably used alexa

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: You make me better. You’re meant for me. I know it more clearly than I’ve ever known anything"

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit, "

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you."

(these are the texts)
 
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B_Mizzle

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Been reading a lot today about this whole bezo's deal. Noticed he was having an affair with this mexican woman. She's 49 which didn't add up. Why would bezos trade in his wife for that? Observe this picture of said mexican. Notice the wide shoulders, the hiding of the hands, the fake boobs and face plastic?

Jeff Bezos traded his wife in for a tranny. No wonder he hates Trump.

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Hips aren't wide enough to be a tranny. Trannies have super exaggerated almost cartoonish hips and backside.
 
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Pops

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he probably used alexa

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: You make me better. You’re meant for me. I know it more clearly than I’ve ever known anything"

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit, "

"Alexa send text to Lauren Sanchez mobile: I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you."

(these are the texts)

Good lord, Jeff for the richest bastard on the planet, you are pussy whipped.
 
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Rezz

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Clearly not a tranny, but also not a grade A catch. If you are going to break it off and get into it with a younger woman.. and you're that rich? Aim higher, bro.
 
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B_Mizzle

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Clearly not a tranny, but also not a grade A catch. If you are going to break it off and get into it with a younger woman.. and you're that rich? Aim higher, bro.

He could be like slightly autistic or something like that. Maybe he can't connect with a female but somehow with this one he did make a connection? I mean he does have a really kind of strange look on his face most of the times I've seen pictures of him, not sure what is about.
 
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Vanessa

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Y'all ever think he doesn't want a young buxom bimbo in his life? He didn't become the richest guy on the planet by being an idjit and I'm sure those brains of his tell him that any young tart would only be interested in "Jeff Bezos the multi-billionaire" and not "Jeff Bezos the average looking 54 year old bald white dude" LoL, y'know what I mean?

All I'm saying is... maybe this new lady actually treated and respected him like a man and not a walking ATM and maybe to him this woman (c'mon... she's not a 10/10 in the face but she IS pretty and that bod is rockin!) is all the guy really desires physically.
 
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BoozeCube

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Y'all ever think he doesn't want a young buxom bimbo in his life? He didn't become the richest guy on the planet by being an idjit and I'm sure those brains of his tell him that any young tart would only be interested in "Jeff Bezos the multi-billionaire" and not "Jeff Bezos the average looking 54 year old bald white dude" LoL, y'know what I mean?

All I'm saying is... maybe this new lady actually treated and respected him like a man and not a walking ATM and maybe to him this woman (c'mon... she's not a 10/10 in the face but she IS pretty and that bod is rockin!) is all the guy really desires physically.

Ehh, I mean deep down all women are whores might as well take the newest model.
 
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iannis

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Plus they both know what it feels like to pee standing up. Shared interests matter.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Y'all ever think he doesn't want a young buxom bimbo in his life? He didn't become the richest guy on the planet by being an idjit and I'm sure those brains of his tell him that any young tart would only be interested in "Jeff Bezos the multi-billionaire" and not "Jeff Bezos the average looking 54 year old bald white dude" LoL, y'know what I mean?

All I'm saying is... maybe this new lady actually treated and respected him like a man and not a walking ATM and maybe to him this woman (c'mon... she's not a 10/10 in the face but she IS pretty and that bod is rockin!) is all the guy really desires physically.

He just wanted to fulfill his tranny fetish from watching too much porn. Reap what you sow.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah, the tranny (or plastic bimbo if you refuse to acknowledge that it's clearly a tranny) is definitely interested in him for not the billions of dollars. He just spends tons of money on himself in a vain and failed attempt to be 'beautiful' because he has no interest in material things and just happened to find their soul mate in Bezos.
 
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Chukzombi

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if thats not a man then he's clearly not interested in beautiful women. if you're gonna risk 65 billion dollars, at least do it right. for a few million you could buy the hottest girls on the planet full time for years. he could have divorced his wife or even arranged "an accident" and been free to fuck anything that moved for many billions less. with adultery he is so screwed now. lets just admit this guy might be a business genius, but a smart mammal he aint.
 
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BoozeCube

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if thats not a man then he's clearly not interested in beautiful women. if you're gonna risk 65 billion dollars, at least do it right. for a few million you could buy the hottest girls on the planet full time for years. he could have divorced his wife or even arranged "an accident" and been free to fuck anything that moved for many billions less. with adultery he is so screwed now. lets just admit this guy might be a business genius, but a smart mammal he aint.

I mean with the remaining 60+ he can still do that, some of you guys seem to have a hard time understanding how stupid fucking rich this man is. So take that Dan Bilzerian someone posted who is always fucking like 20 chicks while instagramming and flying on private jets to fuck more hoes. Jeff is 1,300 Dan Bilzerian's worth of whore fucking cash, if his wife took 1/2 he would still be worth 650 Dan Bilzerian's of whore fucking cash. Money has no value, this bitch takes 1/2 and you can still buy anything you can imagine for the next 500 lifetimes.
 
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