Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Phazael said:

Kind of in a similar boat I will pay money to see anything Chris Pratt is in because he's got an undeniable charm and he's really entertaining but the Ron Howard nepotism hour or something I could have lived without. He's literally playing out Arrested Development season 4 in real life.

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Did we even watch the same movie? Bryce Dallas Howard was an amazing villain.

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Trailer for this feels like the whole movie.

Yeah, your expectations on this film should be low. Dinosaurs, explosions, and unrealistic story are the epitome of a popcorn flick. Enjoy the ride. This should have been an indicator is was going full Michael Bay:

a_skeleton_02 said:

I'm the biggest dinosaur nerd I know and Jurassic Park is my a time favorite movie.

But how do you spoil a movie like this?

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Are dinosaurs racist?
Do male dinosaurs harass female dinosaurs?

Got dragged to it last night. Had no idea they were even making a new one. Looked at my watch the whole time, wondering when I would be set free, like a slave on the Amistad.

Thank god I could drink beer in the theater. Made it somewhat easier to bear.

Movie was typical summer "blockbuster" garbage. Watchable but ultimately forgettable.

Sane people don't watch 53 minutes videos about how shit a movie is. They spend 0 minutes by not going to the movie in the first place.

So you are saying that anyone that watched At the Movies should be in a rubber room?

I watched almost the entire thing and I imagine it was far more entertaining than the movie would have been. And holy shit Fallen Kingdom sounds unbelievably terrible.

spronk said:

Are dinosaurs racist?
Do male dinosaurs harass female dinosaurs?

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The Paleontologist nerd in me wants to say that because of limitations in the fossil record, it has been fairly difficult to fully demonstrate sexual dimorphism between male and female dinosaurs. However, given the fact it is present in birds, I would imagine it existed in dinosaurs as well (even if it was something like coloration and arrangement of the feather plumage that existed on various dinosaurs).

Dinosaurs are related to birds, Canadian geese are birds, hence dinosaurs must be total dicks.