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Gask

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literally a salt miner
Enjoy your delicious microplastics.
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Kolohe
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i thought this was a thread for talking about salt, do you guys even use table salt? i think most of you probably grew up like me, with iodized table salt
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hell, i remember moms would pour salt in like this
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think my wife moms did the same, it took like a few years of using kosher salt (since the flakes are bigger, less salt used by a metric ton), b4 we stopped thinking food was bland.

i think about the only salt i haven't tried is celtic salt, but fuck that, i ain't into leprechaun shit.
I'm work pooping while reading this thread and I had a real logjam going on because I ate two bananas this morning. I think I had a stubborn poopcigar stuck up there because it's too firm to turn a corner.

I gave myself a bit of a side to side wiggle wiggle to jiggle my guts and let this bad boy make it around a corner or two. Great success! I planted that thing right in the porcelain money spot and it stuck up for a few seconds like a lawn dart.

All of this happened while I was reading your post and I wanted to make sure you knew because I feel closer to you after this experience.

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Screamfeeder

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Isn't khorum the dude whose IP matched Dreagan, Tyen/Trex, SamDaMan, IRB and Kegkilla?

People are saying it was. I keep hearing people talk about how Khorums IP matched all of those users.

Someone should look into that.

Anyone else here people say that?
 
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khorum

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Isn't khorum the dude whose IP matched Dreagan, Tyen/Trex, SamDaMan, IRB and Kegkilla?

People are saying it was. I keep hearing people talk about how Khorums IP matched all of those users.

Someone should look into that.

Anyone else here people say that?
*hear.

And no.
 
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Zapatta

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I'm work pooping while reading this thread and I had a real logjam going on because I ate two bananas this morning. I think I had a stubborn poopcigar stuck up there because it's too firm to turn a corner.

I gave myself a bit of a side to side wiggle wiggle to jiggle my guts and let this bad boy make it around a corner or two. Great success! I planted that thing right in the porcelain money spot and it stuck up for a few seconds like a lawn dart.

All of this happened while I was reading your post and I wanted to make sure you knew because I feel closer to you after this experience.

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How much money did it cost your boss for you to drop wolf bait on the clock? Answer the question by converting dollars to gold and 1:1 Roman era to figure out how much salt you owe him. To a Hundredths of a gram is fine.
 
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How much money did it cost your boss for you to drop wolf bait on the clock? Answer the question by converting dollars to gold and 1:1 Roman era to figure out how much salt you owe him. To a Hundredths of a gram is fine.
I'm on salary and I normally skip lunch. I'll shit when I please, sir.

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Jorren

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Chemical structures of different lithium salts

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Hello good sir,
I have come to make redemption of my order upon arrival. 352lbs of enhanced sweet salt. I trust you will fill this order in a timely manner and that our business can conclude upon delivery.
Good day sir.
 
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Zapatta

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Hello good sir,
I have come to make redemption of my order upon arrival. 352lbs of enhanced sweet salt. I trust you will fill this order in a timely manner and that our business can conclude upon delivery.
Good day sir.

Sweet salt? You making Kettle Corn?
 
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