Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

So it's the 23rd and we're still all alive down here so either we're not all gonna die or the universe also sees the US as the center of the universe and works in PST

the US is undeniably the center of the universe. the world ends in the outback on the 32nd.

Hurry up and let Lumie out of the shaw things have become quite dull around here.

Kedwyn_sl said:

Hurry up and let Lumie out of the shaw things have become quite dull around here.

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He's already out. I warned you guys he'd be too busy hiding in his bunker to dance for the crowd.

Lol no one sits in their bunker holding their breaths.

They usually drink their poisoned koolaid and lie down under magic blankets just prior to 0-hour on prophecies like this. It's how their prophets hedge their bets.

So lumies either toast or he's the prophet and he's busy checking on his Swiss bank account right now.

I hope the Lizard Angels are dtf.

I'd honestly come here to shitpost if a meteor blows up Kansas tomorrow.

I picture lumie in some kind of shelter with tinfoil on his head and a tiny umbrella being held over his head. Wile E Coyote like. Just waiting.

So...what? In 24 hours Lumie is either right or wrong, yes? If we can all still post here 24 hours from now, Lumie must wear a Cutler avatar for a year.

Barraco Bisi_sl said:

I picture loomy too fat and neckbearded to bother to do anything about surviving the end of the world.

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Spot on!

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You have marvelous cheekbones. No homo.

So it's tomorrow then? It's Yom Kippur, the Biblical Day of Atonement. Is the Pope and Obama gonna go to the inner courtyard of the pentagon, sacrifice a virgin to the blood god and free the entity we have imprisoned in that giant pentagram since the 40s?