Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Lendarios · Jun 24, 2016

I ripped off my penis' frenulum during a bad anal encounter. I'm not cut, so it bleed a little.

Picasso3 · Jun 24, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
I thought you had your PE? You aren't restraining her, you're pulling her towards you with control over any lateral or forward movements

I'd draw you a free body diagram but you don't know what that is because it's only applicable in the real world. You can pull on her neck all you want with her in an upright parallel position as in spoonbang you'll have a ton of flex between her neck and the pounding point.

I tore a frenulum on a face fuck, that was awful.

Soygen · Jun 24, 2016

You use your forearms to stabilize her upper body while holding her by the neck.

Picasso3 · Jun 24, 2016

I will attempt. I only use 1 arm during it, maybe that's my problem.

Soygen · Jun 24, 2016

God gave you two arms to hold a woman by her neck, man!

Noodleface · Jun 24, 2016

Instead of the neck I just grab her ass. It allows for a couple quick slaps in rhythmic succession if you so choose as well.

Soygen · Jun 24, 2016

I'm strictly talking about the side/spoon bang position. The neck thing might not work on chicks who have been abused, so if your girl has a history like that, you may want to avoid that(much like Eomer's ex is now damaged goods after he pulled aGrondon her).

Noodleface · Jun 24, 2016

One technique my brother mentioned he employs is he wraps a belt around his wife's waist and uses it as a set of reins and just goes to pound town.

I don't know how uncomfortable it is for her but his wife is a lazy slob and a pushover so I imagine he just doesn't care.

Haast · Jun 24, 2016

fifey_sl said:
I prefer my women to be athletic so that means they are all part of the itty bitty titty committee but I'm an ass man so its never bothered me.

Frenzied Wombat · Jun 24, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
Brings back a painful m emory of when we were dating. It half popped out and she slammed down hard on it. Dick was black and blue in the middle for over a week. Also one of my balls caused shooting pains through my body if touched.

By we I mean me and soyjen.

This happened to me once in my early life and it was so traumatizing that to this day I can never get fully comfortable with girl on top.

Noodleface · Jun 24, 2016

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
This happened to me once in my early life and it was so traumatizing that to this day I can never get fully comfortable with girl on top.

Yeah I hear you on that. I guess it's sort of like Eomer's tale after all.

Whenever my wife gets on top I have to hold her back and I feel awful for it. She can get really into it and I start to feel her strides getting longer and longer and I envision my dick being broken again.

I'm basically Eomer's lady friend.

Frenzied Wombat · Jun 24, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
Yeah I hear you on that. I guess it's sort of like Eomer's tale after all.

Whenever my wife gets on top I have to hold her back and I feel awful for it. She can get really into it and I start to feel her strides getting longer and longer and I envision my dick being broken again.

I'm basically Eomer's lady friend.

Some chick's are skilled and know it's more about a grinding back and forth and using your hips, but most just jump up and down on your dick like some rodeo jackhammer and the only thing going through my mind as I hold onto her hips for dear life is how quick I can flip her over.

Soygen · Jun 24, 2016

You guys have PTSD - Post Traumatic Snapped Dick.

Noodleface · Jun 24, 2016

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Some chick's are skilled and know it's more about a grinding back and forth and using your hips, but most just jump up and down on your dick like some rodeo jackhammer and the only thing going through my mind as I hold onto her hips for dear life is how quick I can flip her over.

Well when she gets REALLY into it she does the grinding, but unfortunately she goes fucking HARD AS A MOTHAFUCKA and it can slip out that way too.

I usually don't ejaculate in this position because I'm too nervous the whole time.

Frenzied Wombat · Jun 24, 2016

Noodleface_sl said:
Well when she gets REALLY into it she does the grinding, but unfortunately she goes fucking HARD AS A MOTHAFUCKA and it can slip out that way too.

I usually don't ejaculate in this position because I'm too nervous the whole time.

Yeah same here, no way I can come with girl on top.

Am I the only one that sometimes has a sore groin area for days when a chick grinds like crazy?

Koushirou · Jun 24, 2016

On accidental dick slippage, usually for us we'll be going doggy style and if he slips out, usually drags forward along the outside and can get caught on skin really easily that way. It hurts like hell.

Also had an accidental dick in ass a couple of times, and it can be a bit unnerving seeing how much blood shows up for days afterwards. It probably seems a whole lot worse than it actually is, but it's not like I can just bend over and check.

Haast · Jun 24, 2016

Koushirou_sl said:
Also had an accidental dick in ass a couple of times, and it can be a bit unnerving seeing how much blood shows up for days afterwards. It probably seems a whole lot worse than it actually is, but it's not like I can just bend over and check.

There's some delicate blood vessels in the area, which probably get damaged in a butthole blitzkrieg.

Khane · Jun 24, 2016

Koushirou_sl said:
On accidental dick slippage, usually for us we'll be going doggy style and if he slips out, usually drags forward along the outside and can get caught on skin really easily that way. It hurts like hell.

Also had an accidental dick in ass a couple of times, and it can be a bit unnerving seeing how much blood shows up for days afterwards. It probably seems a whole lot worse than it actually is, but it's not like I can just bend over and check.

You people really need to have more anal sex. They need to start prescribing it as a prophylactic as far as I'm concerned.

lindz · Jun 24, 2016

Damn this thread is exactly what I needed after a really long week, and some alcohol in me. Husband looked at me like I was crazy when I started gigglign about what the hoof back there.

And dude, accidental dick in ass... no fucking thanks. That would hurt like a bitch. Lube please and thank you.

Gavinmad · Jun 24, 2016

lindz_sl said:
Damn this thread is exactly what I needed after a really long week, and some alcohol in me. Husband looked at me like I was crazy when I started gigglign about what the hoof back there.

Her pointer toe is abnormally longer than her big toe, used to piss her off when I teased her about it.

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