Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Noodleface said:

The only saving grace here is my wife has been a bit more adventurous lately in the bedroom.

Maybe it's just all the stuff she learned from Picasso KFC guy

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A2M?

My wife refuses to kiss me after analingus, that's half the appeal to doing it.

lindz said:

This was my life. I don't think my husband has ever, in the time we've been married, done a load of laundry or cleaned a bathroom.

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I usually don't start the laundry, but I have to go move it from washer to dryer usually, and take it out of the dryer and fold it. If she washed the sheets I'll go make the bed.

Most of the cleaning stuff I'm "not allowed" to do because I do a "shitty job". Haha. But my wife is a stage 5 clean freak. When we bought our house I hired a team to come give it a deep cleaning, 5 people spent 10 hours a day scrubbing everything, cleaning everything, it was insane. On the third day my wife showed up and about flipped out about what a crap job they were doing and stayed there and directed them what to clean and how to do it, I ended up paying for a fourth day too. Haha. What am I gonna do, complain things are too clean? She doesn't make me do it.

But I do 99% of activities with the kids, I feed them, take them to sports games, take them to friends houses if needed (most are close enough to walk/bike), help them with homework, talk to teachers, check on grades, monitor computer/ipad usage, shit like that. So if you asked which of us does most of the housework, I'd definitely say my wife. She cooks for the week on Sunday too. But I'm much more involved with the family and day-to-day operations of the house. Its a split that works for us because she can't stand how I clean and I don't like how she treats the kids most of the time.

Chanur said:

My sister in law is a bit of a clean freak. My brothers house is always spotless. She's an amazing mom and house keeper but its also kind of funny. We might be over there visiting and shes busting out the vacuum to hit a small area of carpet because the kids did something.

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Yea my wife doesn't let people come over often, and has anxiety and acts bitchy the whole time they are there and then flips out when they leave and cleans everything.

But she's perfectly normal when we go to other people's house. Haha. It'd be hilarious and probably irritating if I wasn't so used to seeing it.

You do get used to a clean house though. I am disgusted by the filthy hovels most people live in since I've gotten used to everything being in its place and everything being spotless (even if I didn't put it there.)