Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_03

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Phazael Phazael the term I prefer is "crotch fruit" over "fuck trophy" but use the trophy one for kids of super hot moms that you want a trophy of banging her. So it's actually more of a compliment.
 
Mrs. Gravy

Mrs. Gravy

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Well, I was really referring to myself in re the fingernails, they are too sharp for my delicate inner walls.
I am more cautious and focus on good grip, pressure, rhythm and oral support in man pleasuring.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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Noodleface said:
Not every day but the occasional handy feels good
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Zero chance a handjob feels as good as a blowjob.

I would say a handjob might be more discreet than a blowjob but i've gotten plenty of blowjobs under my coat in public.

Handjobs feels like an obligation that you really want to do so you do it with zero effort.

 
Khane

Khane

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Yea I know what you mean. I stopped wearing pants under my coat because I can barely go anywhere without some broad lunging at my cock.
 
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Noodleface

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Zero chance a handjob feels as good as a blowjob.

I would say a handjob might be more discreet than a blowjob but i've gotten plenty of blowjobs under my coat in public.

Handjobs feels like an obligation that you really want to do so you do it with zero effort.

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Sorry man my wife doesn't have sandpaper hands so it feels good still. I ain't got no problem with a quality handy
 
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Soygen

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The key to a good handjob is to use your mouth.
 
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Srathor

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When I describe the board to someone, I just use "board of jaded assholes". It seems to fit pretty well. Then I have to try and explain that I have been here since noows and they wander away from me muttering about jaded asshole nerds and shit.

Perhaps I should just remain in the FoH closet.


Fuck my life.
 
Noodleface

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I wouldn't trust consensus, he used to post borderline child porn shit and also something about wishing draegans kid was dead
 
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