Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Blazin

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Do you enjoy watching her orgasm regardless of the cause? Female expression of pleasure if probably my top fetish. My wife could get away with a lot of it eventually led to her orgasming.

On top of that, masturbation in front of another is taboo in a minor sense. It's not the way sex is "supposed" to be enjoyed.

But don't overthink it. Does it make one or both of you feel good and cause neither of you harm? Then just run with it.

Definitely rooted in liking to watch her orgasm, probably just left over guilt stuff from overly religious upbringing always making me subconsciously think anything deviating from the norm is somehow inherently bad.
 

Wantonsoup95

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I mean, not bustin on you or your life but if a pizza delivery with a bottle of mountain dew is a special occasion then shit... what the fuck is a normal day like?

It's more of you know there's someone who gives a shit about you at home, something I don't see changing for you.
 

iannis

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So basically it sounds like jerk off in front of her and then tell her she don't get none till those damn dishes get washed.
 

chaos

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Elminage has spoken!

That said, I kind of agree with Elminage. At least for me, I would never endure a relationship where my partner wasn't putting in the work.
I'm just complaining. Things have been pretty good until recently.

And Trollface you got permabanned for edgelording pictures of dead babies and you deserved it, for that and any number of things. Best, and maybe only good, action I ever took as a mod. Fuck you, bro.
 
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Noodleface

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Chaos I feel you. Sometimes I come home after a long day and she'll complain that I didn't clean some cup right or she's starving and I just have the most blank expression on my face
 

chaos

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"what's planned for dinner?"

... are you fucking KIDDING me?

But inside. Deep, deep down. Keep pushing.
 
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Khane

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It's more of you know there's someone who gives a shit about you at home, something I don't see changing for you.

You guys are really easy to please. I get it though. Because it was me poking fun at him it's a great travesty and injustice and what I said was way off base.

Though I guess if getting married means someone can dial the phone and carry themselves to the door when the delivery guy arrives so I don't have to sign me up. I guess because I can actually cook I'd be a little put off at my stay at home wife just phoning it in and ordering me a goddamn pizza after I just worked 12 hours a day so she could sit at home and not clean anything.
 

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I'm just complaining. Things have been pretty good until recently.

And Trollface you got permabanned for edgelording pictures of dead babies and you deserved it, for that and any number of things. Best, and maybe only good, action I ever took as a mod. Fuck you, bro.
That's trollface? Why again do we allow alts? @Amod
 

lurkingdirk

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The whole watching your partner masturbate thing is interesting. It is a fairly deep level of intimacy to let you watch that act. It is an act of submission of sorts to do that in front of you. Same is true of you doing it in front of her. Couples masturbating together is a very intimate act that can be very exciting.

Or so a friend told me.
 

Soygen

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I masturbate in front of anyone. Nothing really that intimate about it.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Yeah ends up being porn you get to watch in person but get to then actually have sex with the girl at the end. Her only complaint is about it being less intimate
You gotta go all out with the peeping tom routine. Like have her do it next to a bedroom window with the blinds open and your behind the bushes peeking in furiously masturbating as well.
 
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Picasso3

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About 6 months ago we were on a 7 hour drive and I, for still unknown reasons, jacked in the car going down the interstate.

When I thought about it about 3 months later I wondered if it was a dream because it seemed so bizarre.

But really intimate sounds good too.
 

Wantonsoup95

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You guys are really easy to please. I get it though. Because it was me poking fun at him it's a great travesty and injustice and what I said was way off base.

Though I guess if getting married means someone can dial the phone and carry themselves to the door when the delivery guy arrives so I don't have to sign me up. I guess because I can actually cook I'd be a little put off at my stay at home wife just phoning it in and ordering me a goddamn pizza after I just worked 12 hours a day so she could sit at home and not clean anything.

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