Marriage and the Power of Divorce

lurkingdirk

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TrollfaceDeux said:
Pls rename Marriage and the Power of Divorce to "Sex-starved middle aged nerds craving for granny porn"
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Please fuck yourself in the ass with a heavily worn aluminum baseball bat while allowing homeless people to kick you in the nuts.

Okay, stop trolling. Seriously.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Tarrant said:
Would a heavily worn aluminum bat offer much difference to a new one? I ask for the sake of science of course.
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I would imagine the smooth finish of a new one would be kinder up the bum than one that has been well-used. Just guessing though.


As an aside; I just searched this thread for all of G's posts and re-read all of them and that made me happy.
 
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iannis

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Well, I've seen some video's and I'm not sure that a smooth bat is really any better or worse than a used one.

Aluminum does seem preferable to wood though.
 
iannis

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I found a video when I was like 25 or so of a girl sticking a plunger up her ass so far that she started to puke.

Showed it to my buddy and I was just rolling. He was absolutely horrified. He looked at me like, "WHAT THE HELL MAN?"

I didn't even do it for a shock vid. I just thought that shit was funny. Still do. "Well, I guess it beats a plunger in the ass" is still a thing every now and then.
 
Deathwing

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So, you thought the video was cakefarts funny but your friend thought it was glassjar horrifying?
 
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Noodleface

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One time I showed my sister a video where two dudes get decapitated with a chainsaw but the dude misses on the first guy and cuts the other guys arm off on accident.

Boy did I laugh
 
Heallun

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Deathwing said:
So, you thought the video was cakefarts funny but your friend thought it was glassjar horrifying?
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It's fucked up that so many of us have these shared experiences of these videos. Cakefarts, glassjar, 2g1c, snuff shit, all of it. It can't be normal to be this desensitized?
 
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Adebisi

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Srathor

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Hey Gravy was a cool dude. Perving on his wife's tushy is like showing respect man.

Good on yah!
 
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