Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Mrs. Gravy
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Oh god, I wish I was day drinking. My work would still not get done, but I would be happier about it.
Noodleface
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Dude so what if she's gender neutral and has a beard. I'll take her chocolatey load any day
Oblio
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So good, one of a my fondest memories from childhood was when I had Magic Shell for the first time.
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moonarchia
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Mrs. Gravy
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Mrs. Gravy
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What can I say? Noodle's an attractive man, and he's talking about taking chocolaty loads. Who can resist?
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Adebisi
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I had a yard sale last year and these two guys pulled up and started looking around. But instead of looking at the stuff for sale they were looking in my open garage where all my tools are... Where it was obvious the yard sale wasn't.
They didn't say much and left without getting anything. I took a picture of their car and plates as they departed just in case.
I r paranoia!
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Noodleface
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I posted in the parent thread but I'm gonna drop it here.
At 3:01 am my wife had crazy painful contractions and instantly her water broke. Called 911 and they were on the way and I was advised to keep her comfortable and wait the 4 minutes (literally down the street).
30 seconds later I'm back calling 911 because the baby instantly came out into her arms. And I'm a dad again.
I have never been so afraid in my life. My wife was rushed to the hospital because she lost so much blood.
Scary
At 3:01 am my wife had crazy painful contractions and instantly her water broke. Called 911 and they were on the way and I was advised to keep her comfortable and wait the 4 minutes (literally down the street).
30 seconds later I'm back calling 911 because the baby instantly came out into her arms. And I'm a dad again.
I have never been so afraid in my life. My wife was rushed to the hospital because she lost so much blood.
Scary
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Noodleface
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I had an experience man. I transcended to an alternate plane of existence briefly
Mrs. Gravy
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Noodleface
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There was extreme bloodloss so that scared me. Also they had my wife shower unsupervised and she passed out and hit her head.. that one kind of pissed me off.
The little dude is very small, but he's doing well. He looks exactly like me.