Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Alex said:

Yeah I'm familiar with them and Bandsintown. There is still the occasional beach bonfire gathering or whatever where I would only get the invite on FB too. I dunno. I've thought about deactivating mine because it is predominately months old memes at this point.

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You could probably hang around the artesanal coffee shops with attached microbrewery and beard oil shop and get the same info

I know it's fun to joke about me being a hipster. Which I don't really get. Since I like fine drinks and food I'm a hipster? It's now great to pat yourself on the back for eating Kraft single and Miracle Whip sandwiches on Wonder Bread? But anyway I see a lot of rock shows. Dream Theater next month and I just saw Phish over Labor Day weekend. Hipsters hate those bands. I'm all about the prog. I did see Radiohead earlier this year though.

I liked dream theater before they were cool

Noodleface said:

I liked dream theater before they were cool

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does not compute

LulzSect lives in Brooklyn. Nobody can currently out-hipster him. Currently.

LulzSect said:

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I do really like that jacket.

Girl across from him is like fuck this I'm not even looking

Yet another conflicting hipster criteria. You're a hipster if you're a craft beer snob and if you drink PBR or Tecate. I can't keep up anymore!

Well PBR is for sure hipster. Craft beer might not be but it depends how you dress. For instance if someone has to play the 'hipster or homeless' game looking at you that's a good sign.

That grocery bag is awful.

You don't even need to focus on anything but his lower body. Dressing like that makes me think you like penises in your bum

Noodleface said:

You don't even need to focus on anything but his lower body. Dressing like that makes me think you like penises in your bum

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Tell me I'm not the only one who sees about 12 jokes here?

My life is a joke, just keep adding to it

Noodleface said:

My life is a joke, just keep adding to it

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Awh Noodlebro, don't be sadface man. You turn me on. I'd suck your dick.