Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Mrs. Gravy

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let him know you can assemble a posse of internet friends to beat him up if he hurts you
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Will do, you darling man.

So -true story- we were out together with a group of friends. ..school chums...and one who is a good friend of mine, and was his classmate, as she was leaving, hugged him good-bye and in a very serious tone, whispered in his ear that she would kill him if he hurt me.
Of course, she will have to get in line, because I go first....I will, to quote Westley from The Princess Bride..."First things first...to the death, No, to the pain."

Truly, as long as he remains as up front with me as I need, it will be good. Major lies, fucking around on me or any attempt at abuse are about the only actions that will hurt me. If he just decides that I am not as perfect as I actually am and he let's me know it is not working for him, I will be sad, because well, the love thing is at work in me...but I have been through worse and I know now, that I have options. All of you and the passage of time have helped me to learn that.

I love you men and women, I just do. You are perfectly imperfect and I am at so at home with all of you...every last one. I am graced with your perspectives and the contributions you make keeps my mind in expansion.
G would be so grateful to know you watch out for me.
 
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Khane

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I've only ever had one person say something as ridiculous as "Do anything to hurt her and I'll kill you" to me.

Oh... well shit... in that case I guess I won't. I mean I was planning on making her scream and cry until you said that, so good thing you're protecting her. I guess people really can change. Thankyou.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I've only ever had one person say something as ridiculous as "Do anything to hurt her and I'll kill you" to me.

Oh... well shit... in that case I guess I won't. I mean I was planning on making her scream and cry until you said that, so good thing you're protecting her. I guess people really can change. Thankyou.
It was just meant to let him know that I am important to her... Sheesh, we all thought it was funny.
 

Khane

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I know that it's supposed to convey sentiment and importance to the person saying it but I just always found it eyeroll worthy. Like something from a B movie.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I know that it's supposed to convey sentiment and importance to the person saying it but I just always found it eyeroll worthy. Like something from a B movie.
You can be so snarky in such a charming manner....So agreeable to the reason for the remark, followed up with condescension. It really is a talent.
I like it. ♡
 

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Titan Atlas seems pretty beefy and willing to "LET'S FIGHT IRL BRO". Pretty sure we could out source it to him.

That being said, I've said something similar once. And I meant it. Still waiting for the right time to catch that faggot. Not because I really care anymore, but I gave him my word. Eventually I'll get him.
 
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Khane

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Titan Atlas seems pretty beefy and willing to "LET'S FIGHT IRL BRO". Pretty sure we could out source it to him.

That being said, I've said something similar once. And I meant it. Still waiting for the right time to catch that faggot. Not because I really care anymore, but I gave him my word. Eventually I'll get him.

Wrong thread or did I just miss the context here?
 

Khane

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Oh I read it wrong. I thought you meant trying to catch someone on these forums. Nevermind.
 

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No no. Just relaying I've made the mistake of saying that before. And Titan Atlas seems like our IRL guy. Lol
 
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So I just calculated how much money I've been able to save/invest this year. It's depressing how much money I spent on frivolous unimportant shit this year. I blame this solely on the ex. I'm willing to wager I'll save twice as much over the next six months post relationship.
 
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So I just calculated how much money I've been able to save/invest this year. It's depressing how much money I spent on frivolous unimportant shit this year. I blame this solely on the ex. I'm willing to wager I'll save twice as much over the next six months post relationship.

In lube alone.
 
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I'll still need the lube

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