Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Khane said:

So I just calculated how much money I've been able to save/invest this year. It's depressing how much money I spent on frivolous unimportant shit this year. I blame this solely on the ex. I'm willing to wager I'll save twice as much over the next six months post relationship.

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Are you going to be celibate? Dating isn't cheap either.

Khane said:

So I just calculated how much money I've been able to save/invest this year. It's depressing how much money I spent on frivolous unimportant shit this year. I blame this solely on the ex. I'm willing to wager I'll save twice as much over the next six months post relationship.

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I feel your pain here - one paycheck in since not having to worry about my ex's shit and I'm shaking my head at the amount I've wasted this year. More money for drinking and finding new chicks!

I'm pretty sure my wife spends my money like it's cumming out of my dick

Noodleface said:

I'm pretty sure my wife spends my money like it's cumming out of my dick

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So....like...once every 4-5 months?

Alex said:

Are you going to be celibate? Dating isn't cheap either.

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I have a nickname in the dating scene. They call me "Dutch".

That's not nearly as clever as you seem to think it was.

Listen, you can't hit a homerun every time you step to the plate but it's better to go down swinging.

Dutch oven? Dutch rudder? Dutch baby?

Ed O'Neill

Kirun said:

Only if you're a sucker.

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What are you doing? Dating hipster girls that are cool with brown bagging it in a park? Nothing against that because I love that shit, but most people go to dinner or get drinks. And that adds up quickly.

Yea but you do that in a relationship too and also take weekend trips and vacations.

My ex didn't cook. Ever. So we ate out a lot because I got tired of always having to fucking cook for the two of us. According to mint I've spent $14.8k this year on dining and alcohol.

Fuck. Yeah that's a lot. You probably will save twice as much.

Can't even imagine doing thay

I'd estimate she spent about $10k herself on dining and alcohol as well. So probably around $25k between the two of us.

You eating at Michelin star places or what? That's a lot.

Not exactly Michelin star but I gravitate towards pricier places with better menus and drink selections. Places like this:

Food

We drank a lot. Like way too much a lot.

I'll tell you guys a funny story. Well, it will be funny for you... it pissed me off.

She used to get super gassy when drinking beer. For whatever reason. And her beer farts were rancid... disgusting... like something died in her anus. So... because she didn't want anyone knowing she farted whenever she felt one coming she would come stand next to me and put her arm around me as if she wanted some cuddle time then drop one of those stinkbombs. Because nobody is going to think the 5'1" 115 lb chick just laid that room clearing abomination. No, they're gonna think the 200 lb slob standing next to her did.

What a bitch.