Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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I was under the impression that even if you've had cold sores in your life. Like by your mouth and shit if you get a blood test for STD you'll still have HPV.
Nah hpv is genital warts, hsv is herpes. You can easily transfer mouth herpes aka cold sores to the genitals though.

My wife got HPV presumably from me, a man who hadn't had sex in years by the time we met, so she was my only recent partner.
From what I've read hpv can lie dormant for years or even show no symptoms at all in men. So it is possible you could have given it to her.

Basically hpv really seems like the chicken pox of the std world.
 

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Sex has been pretty wild. Figured she'd be down for porn, so we watched her very first porno ever. Never seen someone so physically repulsed in all my life
 
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Actually funnily enough I wanted to break the ice with a funny themed porno... The legend of Zildo

It was funny until his majestic cock came out
 
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Probably should have started with some soft core skinamax stuff that has some plot to get her into it
 
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You can easily transfer mouth herpes aka cold sores to the genitals though.

False. HSV1 (oral - "cold sores") and HSV2 (genital) flourish in completely different environments. In fact, having one makes you highly resistant to contracting the other.
 

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False. HSV1 (oral - "cold sores") and HSV2 (genital) flourish in completely different environments. In fact, having one makes you highly resistant to contracting the other.
HSV-1 is actually more common to have on the genitals than HSV-2, but you are right that if you have HSV-2, you won't be coinfected by 1 because 2 flourishes better on genital mucosa. But 1 can still be transferred to the genitals if a person never had HSV.
 

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I asked my wife what's up. She said 'maybe all those months I was waiting for you to take charge and fuck the shit out of me' well alright alright.

The problem was I was turned down a lot. So it was almost like a wall was up that took some serious work to break through. After my depressing post here I had a heart to heart with her and started spending time with her more instead of games.
 
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I asked my wife what's up. She said 'maybe all those months I was waiting for you to take charge and fuck the shit out of me' well alright alright.

The problem was I was turned down a lot. So it was almost like a wall was up that took some serious work to break through. After my depressing post here I had a heart to heart with her and started spending time with her more instead of games.

Ain't it funny how we're supposed to eat rejection and come back with a smile but you reject them one time....
 
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Ain't it funny how we're supposed to eat rejection and come back with a smile but you reject them one time....

A guy's entire life is based upon rejection. We ask women out, push for sex, take risks. Sometimes it pays off, most of the time it doesn't. We become accustomed to rejection.

You ever broken up with a woman before? They have no fucking idea how to handle it. They've never been rejected. It's so fucking rare for them. Women are generally the ones who decide to be done with a relationship, so they don't have a lot of practice dealing with it. They can't wrap their head around the fact that they're somehow not good enough and go absolutely insane. Their entire lives they've been told that everyone wants to fuck them all the time, so when they come up against someone who says "Nah, I'm good," it short circuits their brain.

You can see this easily if you're interacting with a group of women and spend more time talking to the less attractive one of the group. The hot girls go absolutely nuts because their brain can't figure out why you would be picking anyone over them.
 
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A guy's entire life is based upon rejection. We ask women out, push for sex, take risks. Sometimes it pays off, most of the time it doesn't. We become accustomed to rejection.

You ever broken up with a woman before? They have no fucking idea how to handle it. They've never been rejected. It's so fucking rare for them. Women are generally the ones who decide to be done with a relationship, so they don't have a lot of practice dealing with it. They can't wrap their head around the fact that they're somehow not good enough and go absolutely insane. Their entire lives they've been told that everyone wants to fuck them all the time, so when they come up against someone who says "Nah, I'm good," it short circuits their brain.

You can see this easily if you're interacting with a group of women and spend more time talking to the less attractive one of the group. The hot girls go absolutely nuts because their brain can't figure out why you would be picking anyone over them.

This is way true.

A while back I went out on two dates with an attractive thirty something woman but I didn’t care for her politics but otherwise liked her.

I texted her and said “I’m not really interested in dating you but I could see us being friends.”

She texted me back and said “you want to be friends with me? Huh, that’s my line.”

Re: rejection, I’ve been rejected a million times so I like to think I’m good at it (still always stings when you’re really into someone.)

I work with this guy who is 28 who I’m about 100 percent sure has never kissed a girl. We’re talking about a guy who has said he’s embarrassed about the size of his wrists. I keep trying to get this fucker a date but he won’t budge. You start inching towards 30 never having dated it’s gotta get exponentially harder to actually get out there and learn the art of rejection and trying to make things happen.

Me and another guy at work try to get him to come out with us and he won’t. Dude owns his own house in the Bay Area and everything, has a good sense of humor, isn’t bad looking, etc, just goes home and plays video games all the time.