Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Deathwing

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I'll take a sexually expressive and adventurous partner if it means a finger in the ass once in a while. Hell, prostate stimulation is great, yall don't know what you're missing.
 
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yeahthatisneathuh

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Over all the years I spent dating, I'd much rather have someone who can just fucking say what they want, over someone that's adventurous. I feel like adventurous a lot of times just escalates right into some nonmonogamy bullshit or a BDSM party (sadly speaking from experience).
 
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I'll take a sexually expressive and adventurous partner if it means a finger in the ass once in a while. Hell, prostate stimulation is great, yall don't know what you're missing.
How would one go about performing their own "prostrate stimulation?" For research
 
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Noodleface

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Asses are exit only for me. But also I don't want to fuck my wife's ass either so it all works out. It she wanted to put a finger in my ass I'd require my dick in her butt
 
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Chanur

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Asses are exit only for me. But also I don't want to fuck my wife's ass either so it all works out. It she wanted to put a finger in my ass I'd require my dick in her butt

So your plan is to do something you don't want to get something you also don't want? Good luck with that.
 
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Noodleface

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No what I mean is if she really wanted to put her finger in my butt I'd at least want to try anal otherwise it's a no go. I don't fantasize about anal at all
 
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lurkingdirk

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Well I either found it or this is a hole in the ground.

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Noodleface

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Still having wild monkey sex but I cannot stop my wife from being negative all the time.

Some dude is sending me a guitar body for free. Thought I'd have a project guitar

"When are you gonna have time for that you don't even work out etc etc etc" bitch please. Can you not insert nastiness 100% of the time
 
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Tarrant

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Still having wild monkey sex but I cannot stop my wife from being negative all the time.

Some dude is sending me a guitar body for free. Thought I'd have a project guitar

"When are you gonna have time for that you don't even work out etc etc etc" bitch please. Can you not insert nastiness 100% of the time

Slap her ass extra hard during sex and feign innocence.
 
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yeahthatisneathuh

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I forgot to add: you haven't lived till she puts a vibrating tail or plug in her ass and you're railing away and can feel that directly on your dick.
 
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yeahthatisneathuh

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If that's living, I'll stay dead.

I dunno why you guys are so against your women having a tail in. It's not even something in you, it's something in her. You're gonna vomit cause something's vibrating in her vibrating your dick too? You guys sticking to missionary for the sole purpose of procreation?
 
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Tarrant

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My wife wants nothing to do with her butthole being touched and I’m okay with that so it’s not a concern for me I guess. I wouldn’t be opposed to her doing that though if she ever wanted to.
 
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Cutlery

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I was married for 18 years. We had a very active sex life up until the end. Toys, cuffs, she got into choking the last few years, all manner of stuff.

I started dating this gal a few months ago and she says "hey, I need to know you're cool with more than just basic sex stuff. I require more kink." At this point, I'm thinking the worst...like she needs blood play or wants to piss on me or something.

No. All she needs is a vibrator for her clit and a plug in her ass while I fuck her. Uhh, yeah, not a problem, why would that be a problem? "Because some guys get real weird about that." What the fuck? Who would get weird about that? You do whatever you need to do, as far as I'm concerned, my role in all of this hasn't changed at all, so I'm not seeing a problem.

At least now I know where all the weirdos are!
 
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yeahthatisneathuh

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I was married for 18 years. We had a very active sex life up until the end. Toys, cuffs, she got into choking the last few years, all manner of stuff.

I started dating this gal a few months ago and she says "hey, I need to know you're cool with more than just basic sex stuff. I require more kink." At this point, I'm thinking the worst...like she needs blood play or wants to piss on me or something.

No. All she needs is a vibrator for her clit and a plug in her ass while I fuck her. Uhh, yeah, not a problem, why would that be a problem? "Because some guys get real weird about that." What the fuck? Who would get weird about that? You do whatever you need to do, as far as I'm concerned, my role in all of this hasn't changed at all, so I'm not seeing a problem.

At least now I know where all the weirdos are!

Exactly. They're all right here.
 
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Tarrant

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Right, the end goal is for everyone to enjoy themselves, I don’t get being selfish and denying them that unless it’s some truly out there stuff.
 
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Noodleface

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I was married for 18 years. We had a very active sex life up until the end. Toys, cuffs, she got into choking the last few years, all manner of stuff.

I started dating this gal a few months ago and she says "hey, I need to know you're cool with more than just basic sex stuff. I require more kink." At this point, I'm thinking the worst...like she needs blood play or wants to piss on me or something.

No. All she needs is a vibrator for her clit and a plug in her ass while I fuck her. Uhh, yeah, not a problem, why would that be a problem? "Because some guys get real weird about that." What the fuck? Who would get weird about that? You do whatever you need to do, as far as I'm concerned, my role in all of this hasn't changed at all, so I'm not seeing a problem.

At least now I know where all the weirdos are!
If anything I'd guess most people don't put plugs in their ass but I watch enough porno that I wouldn't even blink
 
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