Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Yeah I understand that there's just 0% chance she is. She's carting two kids around all day and my 4 year old is a loud mouth. He would've mentioned another guy

You may as well just get a lawyer and start hiding all your money Noodle.

Fuck it you're right. Fuck this bitch!!! You know what, tonight I'm fucking another chick from the bar! Serves her right

Don't rule out emotional cheating, like she's texting a dude about his saucy love of p'zones and one thing leads to another...

But yeah check the phone after inexplicable sex drive increase.

Jebus on toast, guys. Way to make a dude insecure.

Noodle, she's not cheating. Women go through massive shifts in their sexual cycles. It happens. Who knows what is at the root of this? Enjoy the sex.

yeahthatisneathuh said:

Don't rule out emotional cheating, like she's texting a dude about his saucy love of p'zones and one thing leads to another...

But yeah check the phone after inexplicable sex drive increase.

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Truth but such a slippery slope. Emotional cheating is bad and it leads to the old “shoulder to cry on leads to a dick to ride on”

I know she's not cheating lol

Just to be sure, we need to see pictures of her butthole.

It's generally best to just not think about all the different ways you ingest nastiness.

It is the best way to become Howie mandel that exists.

And plus, it only kills you once. All the other times it's perfectly fine.

I deal with shit at work, the last thing I want is my dick in shit too.

Just say no to a poop noodle!

I will never understand the appeal of putting your dick in an asshole.

Wantonsoup95 said:

I deal with shit at work, the last thing I want is my dick in shit too.

Just say no to a poop noodle!

I will never understand the appeal of putting your dick in an asshole.

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Stop shitting all over my sexual activities.

At least my 'tumor in the pre-frontal cortex' idea was somewhat fresh. Shame on you chumps for just going after the 'shes cheating' low hanging fruit.

Plot twist: cleaning makes noodle's wife horny. Because she realizes there ARE other things she would rather be doing.