TJT
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Be alavaz. First time watching porn at age 12. Be irritated at the lack of plot and remember this aspect of it for 30+ years.
Fucking nerd.
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Be alavaz. First time watching porn at age 12. Be irritated at the lack of plot and remember this aspect of it for 30+ years.
Fucking nerd.
Noodleface
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The first actual.hardcore porn I watched was from the 70s on vhs. Dude shot cum all over the chicks bush and I thought yep this is how it's done
Looking back I don't think I ever actually bought a porn mag legit once I hit 18, BBS/Internet was easily accessible by that point.
I think it's time to tick off a mark on the bucket list, and make that east indian woman at 7-11 really uncomfortable this weekend. Porn mags, a thing of engine oil, miracle whip, some of that weird spicy Japanese candy I can't resist, and a bottle of hotsauce.
I actually need all that stuff, aside from porn mags, normally wouldn't buy it there, but lulz. Wife gonna think I hit my midlife crisis early.
I think it's time to tick off a mark on the bucket list, and make that east indian woman at 7-11 really uncomfortable this weekend. Porn mags, a thing of engine oil, miracle whip, some of that weird spicy Japanese candy I can't resist, and a bottle of hotsauce.
I actually need all that stuff, aside from porn mags, normally wouldn't buy it there, but lulz. Wife gonna think I hit my midlife crisis early.
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moonarchia
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Shit, go for the gold while you're at it and ask the East-Indian if she wants to come over.
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Noodleface
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Been having a major first world problem lately. Wife's been jampacking our weekends so fucking full of shit. Like 1030 swim practice, then go to someone's house, then do some chore she dreamed up. Continue through until Sunday night and I'm fucking exhausted. It definitely has not been relaxing. I mean it's so bad I can't even mow the lawn - something she doesn't seem important. Is this what it's like my dudes .. because put a bullet in my brain
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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My friend goes through this every weekend. I suggest you set a precedent now and start declining certain things. My wife knows now not to plan anything without discussing it first, if she wants me to attend. I don't do the "Here's what we're doing today". I'm a planner and an introvert; I need to know well ahead of time and I need non-socialization time on the weekend to keep my sanity.
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alavaz
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My wife tries. I tell her all the shit I'm not interested in and will be abstaining from, but that she's welcome to do it on her own. She used to get mad at me about it, now she takes the opportunity to get a way from the kids for awhile, which is perfect for me.
Wantonsoup95
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You're an adult, and saying "because I don't want to" is an acceptable reply. People who can't accept that are the ones with the problem!
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TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Yeah I just tell her that I am not doing that. Have fun. She used to bitch about it but now doesn't bother.
Just yesterday it was, "want to go to this dance party (which is some thing her salsa class or whatever the fuck it is is putting on)?" Since I don't give a shit about salsa I asked her what she expected me to do there and she said I could just sit there and read. Well I can sit at home and read too. Not happening.
I believe the real reason she tried was because she absolutely hates driving downtown and white knuckles driving 24/7 anyway. That's mostly because she didn't even have a driving license until she was 27. Thanks Europe.
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Alternatively, you could just say something slightly more positive like "I'm sorry, I can't come with you to (thing), I have to mow the lawn and take care of a few things around the house I haven't been able to get to." She can't program every hour, no matter how good the sex it right now.
Noodleface
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She keeps getting sick. I don't know what the fuck she's doing but she's been getting sick nonstop. Probably doing to much fucking shit
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If I go on a work bender that cuts into my sleep and decompression time for more than a week (yay, self employment) I get sick with 100% regularity.
Hoss
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I have some for 2 reasons. First because someone's gotta pay for the shit and if you dont buy the things you think are good, then how will they know to keep making it? Second and more important for shtf scenarios. My porn collection will be worth more than gold when the internet is dead.
McCheese
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I'm going to be buying an engagement ring soon. I know she won't give a shit about the size or price; the only thing she'll care about is that it's not a conflict/blood or whatever diamond. As I'm reading around online I keep seeing things about how you can't really be sure about origin. I've seen some stuff about Canadian diamonds as a more guaranteed source of ethically(ish) sourced diamonds. Any experience with buying Canadian diamonds and making sure what you're getting is actually a Canadian diamond?
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