Soygen
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Hosix
All labs matter!
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Big Phoenix
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You two where just sitting on your couch and she was playing music on her phone?
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Adebisi
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She literally carried this mini speaker wherever we were.
She did eventually calm down, but holy shit I was done after about an hour with her.
So she's been blowing up my phone all day. I thought she was only kinda interested in me. Now she's really into to l me. Fuck. I need an exit plan that eases her out.
Or maybe I lay some harsh reality on her about being a party girl nonstop.
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Find a local construction site. Somewhere they're going to pour cement the next day.
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Adebisi
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Gavinmad
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Or...maybe loosen up a bit and keep hitting it for a while? I mean you don't have to go full on 'old man pretends hes still a 20 year old' but have some fun instead of playing it safe. Save your exit plan for when she starts talking about moving in.
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Hoss
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Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets tired of you. Start asking for crazy shit. Anal. car batteries. Tie her up. Anything you've ever wanted to try, might as well knock it off the list now. The more painful or degrading for her better because that's what will make her lose interest in you. Including the pics we all want. If nothing else, get the pics so we can send them to the cops when you disappear.
Whatever else you do, don't fucking ghost her today. Tell her she drained your balls so well that you've been sleeping all day.
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Hosix
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If he is honest she may kill him.
If he ghosts her? She may burn his home down with him in it.
He keeps banging her? She may move herself in and kill him.
This sounds promising. We are lacking good quality pics of said crazy woman.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Bisi just cut the cord full stop. You can't "ease" out of anything with crazy women. They won't ever get the hint. You need a hammer, not a featherduster.
One of the my ex gf's supervisors texted me out of nowhere last night asking me where I was and to come out.
She's married.
In fact she's married to a well known ESPN personality.
One of the my ex gf's supervisors texted me out of nowhere last night asking me where I was and to come out.
She's married.
In fact she's married to a well known ESPN personality.
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The_Black_Log Foler
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TJT
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moonarchia
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Vanderhoof
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Adebisi
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Putting up with hours and hours of drunk crazy rambling and singing just to get laid?
Once or twice? Yes.
More than that? Noooo
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Gavinmad
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Adebisi
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