That guy picked up a hooker in a Walmart parking lot, found out it was a dude, decided to keep going anyway. Damn, forgot his name too.
Frenzied Wombat had a girlfriend that got implants.
@Eomer had an ex named Xerxies(probably misspelled it) that he just couldn't quit.
@Jurassic Car Guy(sorry, you don't post enough to remember your username) had the crazy bush shitter.
Nothing wrong with some fake tits in moderation. Based on my research, it seems as though if they don't go too big, they feel and look fine. Go too big and they feel like rocks and look like balloons.
@Eomer had an ex named Xerxies(probably misspelled it) that he just couldn't quit.
@Jurassic Car Guy(sorry, you don't post enough to remember your username) had the crazy bush shitter.
Haha yeah, I'm not the bush shitter dude. I was the "11 years in a shitty blowjob-less marriage, bought a car from a crack how drama, wife probably cheated on me after she got super into crossfit (but I was thrilled to be out of my unfun marriage), cut to me going full on 18 year old punk rock ska kid... at 35. Fucked around, got into a bunch of crazy sexcapades with insane girls, bought a Jurassic Park truck, and just tried to live in the crazy moment until I was like "Well this fucking sucks." and started getting depressed. Went down on 300+ pound lady at a Ren fair, stopped halfway into it and bailed pretending to be too drunk because I was disgusted with myself. The very next day met a super cool girl who's friend dragged her to the event. Ended up dating her, and we've been together for 6 years now."
yeah but is your sister hot?Haha yeah, I'm not the bush shitter dude. I was the "11 years in a shitty blowjob-less marriage, bought a car from a crack how drama, wife probably cheated on me after she got super into crossfit (but I was thrilled to be out of my unfun marriage), cut to me going full on 18 year old punk rock ska kid... at 35. Fucked around, got into a bunch of crazy sexcapades with insane girls, bought a Jurassic Park truck, and just tried to live in the crazy moment until I was like "Well this fucking sucks." and started getting depressed. Went down on 300+ pound lady at a Ren fair, stopped halfway into it and bailed pretending to be too drunk because I was disgusted with myself. The very next day met a super cool girl who's friend dragged her to the event. Ended up dating her, and we've been together for 6 years now."
Super happy in life right now, she's just ridiculously smart and kind, way more than I deserve. She wanted kids badly, but medically it wasn't possible, so I think being a step mom to my kids is actually a big pro for her. Her and my Ex-wife get along super well (I'm actually better friends with my Ex than at any point in our marriage now, still THRILLED to not be married to her, but makes the whole divorce with kids thing 1000 times easier), they've even co-planned friends baby shower parties and shit like that together. Both my kids are doing great, 10 and 12 now, A and B students, one super into nerdy shit like his old man, one super into anything creative. Still at my great job of almost 9 years, if its up to me I'll probably retire from it at some point.
I'm something like 200 blowjobs a year on the happyness scale, wherever that puts me, lol.
I still lurk like fucking crazy, just don't post all that much as I was always just 100% open and honest and would either get called a liar or a fuckwit most of the time, which was a bummer. Plenty of you who are fucking great, have been a part of this community for 15+ years so I'm not going anywhere, but my skins probably not as thick as it needs to be to ever be super active I think
One sec, let me move from PC to phone for a second post here....
All of this and no mention of devil horn hair?Haha yeah, I'm not the bush shitter dude. I was the "11 years in a shitty blowjob-less marriage, bought a car from a crack how drama, wife probably cheated on me after she got super into crossfit (but I was thrilled to be out of my unfun marriage), cut to me going full on 18 year old punk rock ska kid... at 35. Fucked around, got into a bunch of crazy sexcapades with insane girls, bought a Jurassic Park truck, and just tried to live in the crazy moment until I was like "Well this fucking sucks." and started getting depressed. Went down on 300+ pound lady at a Ren fair, stopped halfway into it and bailed pretending to be too drunk because I was disgusted with myself. The very next day met a super cool girl who's friend dragged her to the event. Ended up dating her, and we've been together for 6 years now."
Super happy in life right now, she's just ridiculously smart and kind, way more than I deserve. She wanted kids badly, but medically it wasn't possible, so I think being a step mom to my kids is actually a big pro for her. Her and my Ex-wife get along super well (I'm actually better friends with my Ex than at any point in our marriage now, still THRILLED to not be married to her, but makes the whole divorce with kids thing 1000 times easier), they've even co-planned friends baby shower parties and shit like that together. Both my kids are doing great, 10 and 12 now, A and B students, one super into nerdy shit like his old man, one super into anything creative. Still at my great job of almost 9 years, if its up to me I'll probably retire from it at some point.
I'm something like 200 blowjobs a year on the happyness scale, wherever that puts me, lol.
I still lurk like fucking crazy, just don't post all that much as I was always just 100% open and honest and would either get called a liar or a fuckwit most of the time, which was a bummer. Plenty of you who are fucking great, have been a part of this community for 15+ years so I'm not going anywhere, but my skins probably not as thick as it needs to be to ever be super active I think
One sec, let me move from PC to phone for a second post here....
